The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 21, 2020

Fosters: Australian for “Bud Light”.

I think we can take the several jokes that come to mind concerning such things as sex in a canoe and horse number one as read, yes?

‘Name your poison.’

Oh brother! Good one though!

Hope she doesn’t come down with an infection. But that might just be the yeast of their problems if they hire her.

That got a rise out of both of them.

Her reputation is as bloated as her ego….Doubled in size!

“There’s no place like home brew.”

She’s looking rather hoppy, too…

A couple of years back, when my wife and I went on vacation in Sydney, we went one evening to a really nice pub bistro. Not sure what beer to order, and having heard of Foster’s I asked if they had it. The person behind the bar had no idea what I was talking about. In the end, I believe the ale I ordered was called “White Rabbit”(?), all I know is it was very good. I just went on Foster’s web site and used the product locator they have to search where to find it in Australia. Nothing came up. I had better luck doing a search in the USA.

She has such a bubbly personality too.

She also has experience with unusual, innovative ingredients. Eye of newt, snyone?

With a name like that but an aversion to water, maybe she should look into becoming a baker instead…

I miss Foster’s sponsoring F1… but then I miss F1 (sigh)

Witches Be Loco!

She also has some good childrens recipes.

As Bugs Bunny said, “Eh, they’re all witches.”

An antifungal medication for three to seven days and she’d look like Glinda, the Good Witch of the North.

Grolsch bottles were cool.Not bad beer,either.Heineken,also a fave.Those Dutch know how to brew ;)

Damn. Wizard of Aussie beer made me snort mine.

After drinking the stuff, you feel like a house landed on you.

Famous for her Witch’s Brew

Trouble is a brewing.