Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 27, 2020

The Monster Under The Bed…

For most kids it is under the bed, or in the toy chest, maybe the closet/wardrobe.

For me… my Monster was completely different. But that is a different story. At one time… it wasn’t a monster… but a Rattlesnake!

For Henry… I suspect the Monster might be something completely unexpected. Anyone know where Nermal goes when he isn’t bugging Garfield!?! (Smirk!)

So apparently, his given name actually is Wizard?

I was thinking of our dog when there is a thunderstorm. What kind of weather would dragons be afraid of?

Was he dreaming of knights of old?

Henry is afraid of the boogie dragon.

(and with good reason)

Henry dreamt that he might have the same sad ending as his cousin Puff and never leave his cave.

He may have dreamed someone put his fire out!

It’s small comfort for Henry the shape-shifting dragon!

I guess there is a worse pet to own than Get Fuzzy’s Bucky after all.

Blanche: “Oh, Wiz! You’re finally getting frisky again, after all these years! Oh, my! And your technique has certainly improved a hundredfold! You sure—”

Wiz: Blanche! I’m over here! Henry! Get back to your own bed…"

That’s what you get for letting your dragon stay up to see “The Hobbit” marathon.

Dragons are afraid of the bumps in the night….when they turn over they can’t….

A lot less comfortable than when your dog does that….but the upside is that on a cold, winter night…

If he isn’t, they are! ;o)

That, or someone needs to start major exfoliation of their legs.

The mightiest are the most cowardly!

Does the wizard have an actual name?

What is wrong? Are you hot?