The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 11, 2020

That’s all she rotelli for Tony.

Long time? More like linguine time. Good job Mac.

Tony will go before a tough judge who will cook his goose – the honorable Al Denty.

They always get their manicotti.

But Calzone, the master criminal, stuffed himself in the oven!!

Answers phone: “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you” —Charles Barsotti

Spagettaboutit.

You guys are great!

Sometimes Riga-Tony hits the sauce a little, more than he should.

Cheese it mac, the cops!

The driver wants his pizza the loot.

If he gets a day he’ll get 20 years Orzo.

he’ll have plenty of time to watch spaghetti westerns in the slammer…

Oh Tony – Pasta La Vista, Baby!

He has a record because of his pasta crimes!

Great strip :)

Now THAT’S using your noodle!

His lawyer Rig-A-Tony will get him off!

Give him a pair of cement overshoes and drop him in the Ragu.

He’ll only be in Stir 8 to 12 minutes. (Or until he sticks to the wall.)

Perhaps while he’s in stir he’ll be touched. <—

His name will be entered into the K-D, Kraft Database.

LOL! Hey Pauly Walnuts, leave the gun, take the cannolis….

And the famous, " Bada Bing Bada Bang" is at his boiling point…ready to throw them in….

The police got a mole: Taglia-telle them everything!

Were the wagon-wheels parked out front?

This is weirdly genius!

Pastatutes? The only thing I can think of is “substitutes,” but I don’t see how it fits.

This is just plain fusilli.

His lawyers will point out that he’s actually of blended quinoa descent; as a result, all charges will be dropped, and he’ll be gluten free!

he’ll bend their way by the time they’re done (about 5mins depending on desired firmness)

My wife complained that I was hitting the sauce too much!

With good behavior, he may get out in 5 years Orzo…

I counted 6 puns in this single panel cartoon – oh the humanity!

Personally, I think their religious rights are being trampled. After all, they’re obviously Pastafarians.

In my best Schwarzenegger, “pasta lasagna, baby”

He’s been framed; he’s been a perfect angel hair all along. Someone’s been cooking his books.

Comic and comments are hilarious!

You’re in hot water now.

Their Ram-Don gang leader will bust them loose before supper.

Clever!

They’ll send him to a prison that’s farfalle away.

They’re such vermincelli.

SH: Well done!

I wonder how they pulled it off. Tony is the only one armed.

FSM will not be pleased. No stripper heaven for him!

Tony Rigatoni – client of Guy Noir.

He’s been Ramen around the neighborhood at night looking for trouble.