Herman by Jim Unger for September 06, 2020

I can’t hold her, she’s gonna blow!!

about five hundred bucks of my hard-earned money…

Watchit, she can still swing that purse!!

Longer than he thinks. There’s no “One Day Only” sign.

Life’s too short….let her rip…

Word bubbles as a prop…alrighty then.

Spending thousands, to save hundreds.

He’ll wake up soon and find it’s only a wish-fulfillment dream. In real life, she’d be standing on his cold dead body to get to that counter.

“No, son, that’s called ‘getting jewelry.’”

Not funny!

Is that a ‘choke hold’?!?

I have the same problem at bookstores.

I’ll give you 50 bucks if you close now!

Removed her from temptation.

The odds of my wife going into the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Don’t let her try those perfumes and colognes. Perhaps not as helpful as advertised.

Odysseus and the Sirens 2020

Let her go. It’s only money.