B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for August 22, 2020

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Don’t leave us hanging in suspense!!

I always have liked this one https://www.lab-initio.com/screen_res/nz408.jpg

It’s a Pun folks! The Other Side of the Veil of Reality and the Afterlife. The saying is admitting the chicken is doing it to die!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Col Sanders: “One got away?”

“Why did the chicken cross the road?”

Because he was stuck to the bottom of a foot of a huge dinosaur that crossed the road.

New bent to the riddle? The chicken crossed the road to get to this side? Yeah come on over, bird, you’re invited for dinner.

He ain’t no stool pigeon.

The other side’s not going anywhere….

I thought the dinosaurs hadn’t evolved into chicken yet in here.

Genius. ’Nuff said.

He didn’t. The road moved under the chicken.

It was too far to walk around.

I think that the chicken crossed the road to get away from Old Macdonald.

The world’s longest lasting unanswered philosophical question.

Does it have something to do with sides?

Why did the classified chicken cross the road? You don’t have the need to know.

Nothing succeeds like success.

What was first ?

He’ll take his reason to the grave—-or to my dinner table!

That’s not a roadrunner, but a roadwalker.

So why did the chicken cross the road?

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.

JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken…. and the road.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his current problems before adding any new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross the road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other

No one will ever really know the answer…..

But what about the egg and which one of them came first?

Something quite rare just happened. I was delighted with this toon and clicked the heart. The number below went from 70, my age yesterday, to 71, my age today. Neat.

Old one..well can’t be “that” old:

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon………..I’ll let you know!

First time I saw my neighbors chickens across our road, I took a picture, sent it to her and just said, “Why???” Couldn’t resist.

It seems like if that joke were written today, it would be “Because she could.”. Just thinking.(and typing)

If only the election was about just this problem…

Q: Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road a second time?

A: She was an honest chicken so would never consider double-crossing.

… to get to the punch line.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

MAD 77 had a feature on how different cartoon strips would handle the chicken/road gag. Their BC one had BC and Peter making some plan, and a chicken came up and pointedly changed its route. “Okay,” says one of them. “We’ll put the road right HERE!”

To show the armadillo it can be done

Am I stupid or this’ too sophisticated?

Apparently, it’s none of business.

To get there before the egg, another puzzle solved.

You cross the road just one time and you never hear the end of it.

Hey! It’s a road.

hey chicken, you are acting like a real turkey

I asked the chicken and ‘cluck, cluck’ was the answer.

it’s no ones business but yours.

I am looking for the tracks of the invisible monster or alien.