Herman by Jim Unger for October 11, 2020

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    sirbadger  about 4 years ago

    Do they deliver to the White House?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 4 years ago

    “Speedy” is relative to normal speed and expectations.

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    sandpiper  about 4 years ago

    Somebody’s antenna definitely is aimed off earth.

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    Zebrastripes  about 4 years ago

    He has tasters on staff….

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    Nyckname  about 4 years ago

    Well, Idaho is a tad backwards.

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    J Short  about 4 years ago

    …and you only get 1/8 of the whole pie.

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    garcoa  about 4 years ago

    Reminds me of the joke popular back in the 1960s. 3 farmers were boasting about their farms. The one from NY state said “My farm is so big it takes me 8 hours to drive around the perimeter with my tractor.” The Texan said "That’s nothing, my farm is so big it takes me 4 days to drive my tractor around the perimeter. The Russian, not to be outdone, said “Yes, we have tractors like that too!”

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    Spence12 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    The joke here is that in Communism, even simple stuff becomes lousy and unreliable.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 4 years ago

    I like mine with extra borscht.

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    VickiP123  about 4 years ago

    probably set up in the WH

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    kathleenhicks62  about 4 years ago

    What brand of pizza?

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    admiree2  about 4 years ago

    The 1/5th of vodka with it is a separate order.

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    Linguist  about 4 years ago

    This is a spin on an old Russian joke.

    If you’ve ever been to Moscow you’d realize that it’s closer to the truth than to fiction.

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    David Rickard Premium Member about 4 years ago

    In Soviet Russia, customer gets delivered to pizza.

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    paranormal  about 4 years ago

    Order one delivered to Podunk, Texas!!!

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