Reminds me of the joke popular back in the 1960s. 3 farmers were boasting about their farms. The one from NY state said “My farm is so big it takes me 8 hours to drive around the perimeter with my tractor.” The Texan said "That’s nothing, my farm is so big it takes me 4 days to drive my tractor around the perimeter. The Russian, not to be outdone, said “Yes, we have tractors like that too!”
sirbadger almost 4 years ago
Do they deliver to the White House?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 4 years ago
“Speedy” is relative to normal speed and expectations.
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
Somebody’s antenna definitely is aimed off earth.
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
He has tasters on staff….
Nyckname almost 4 years ago
Well, Idaho is a tad backwards.
J Short almost 4 years ago
…and you only get 1/8 of the whole pie.
garcoa almost 4 years ago
Reminds me of the joke popular back in the 1960s. 3 farmers were boasting about their farms. The one from NY state said “My farm is so big it takes me 8 hours to drive around the perimeter with my tractor.” The Texan said "That’s nothing, my farm is so big it takes me 4 days to drive my tractor around the perimeter. The Russian, not to be outdone, said “Yes, we have tractors like that too!”
Spence12 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The joke here is that in Communism, even simple stuff becomes lousy and unreliable.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
I like mine with extra borscht.
VickiP123 almost 4 years ago
probably set up in the WH
kathleenhicks62 almost 4 years ago
What brand of pizza?
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
The 1/5th of vodka with it is a separate order.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
This is a spin on an old Russian joke.
If you’ve ever been to Moscow you’d realize that it’s closer to the truth than to fiction.
David Rickard Premium Member almost 4 years ago
In Soviet Russia, customer gets delivered to pizza.
paranormal almost 4 years ago
Order one delivered to Podunk, Texas!!!