Close to Home by John McPherson for October 25, 2020

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    mwksix  about 4 years ago

    Along with four thumbs…

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    Strob Premium Member about 4 years ago

    ♫“In the year 4545

    Ain’t gonna need your teeth, won’t need your eyes

    You won’t find a thing to chew

    Nobody’s gonna look at you”♫ (Zager and Evans)

    https://youtu.be/yesyhQkYrQM

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    nosirrom  about 4 years ago

    What about those of us who like walnuts?

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    Zykoic  about 4 years ago

    You will not need to carry anything. Phone will be implanted.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Not to mention the increase of idiocy .

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    done  about 4 years ago

    This cartoon assumes humans will actually leave their house in 2000 years

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    admiree2  about 4 years ago

    Humans will be one with their phone and the chosen Dali Lama will be the cell tower. Namaste.

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    eddie6192  about 4 years ago

    It’ll be much sooner. Some of us may live long enough to see it.

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    WoodstockJack  about 4 years ago

    I understand the COVID vaccine causes this mutation.

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    D Ob-one B   about 4 years ago

    Looks like big lapels are back in 4000!!

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    Amra Leo  about 4 years ago

    Bleeb’s still here? Must be havin’ a good time then…

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    jbduncan  about 4 years ago

    I like the absence of vehicles, though. But, then you could text while driving!

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    Michael G.  about 4 years ago

    Texting while walking in the streets of Ft. Lee, NJ is a ticketable offense.

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    nikodelrey  about 4 years ago

    But now there are phones with two screens. Maybe we’ll need 3 sets of eyes

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    Dobie  Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Theeth! After yethterdayth cartoon… I can’t thtop talking with a lithp! I wath gonna thay… a-hem… I was gonna say… by 4000, if the standard attire is circus clown and human cannonball from Barnum & Bailey, and we’re still WALKING and texting, then sump’n went wrong! If texting is still the accepted form of communication, then the bare minimum is, we should be teleporting and texting!

    Ready… Energize! Aw crap! My iPhone 5000 was beamed back to the Flintstones! Hmmm, I wonder if there’s gonna be an “S” model this year?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Or, be extinct from stepping into man-hole covers or stepping out into traffic.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Don’t mothers and teachers already have eyes in the back of their heads?

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    comixbomix  about 4 years ago

    Geneticists agree that the body will compensate by having one less brain…

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    GovernorOfCalisota {LoveBozobyFoxo} Premium Member about 4 years ago

    Another good reason not to reincarnate. :-)

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    Leojim  about 4 years ago

    It looks like Bleeb has turned into a swinger.

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    eromlig  about 4 years ago

    Leave it to Bleeb to find the one foureyed human without a device.

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    DennisMiddlebrooks  about 4 years ago

    And reproduce asexually.

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    PPMKS  about 4 years ago

    A woman who wore glasses once told me that her mother said they were from the planet Venus and had 4 eyes. When they got to earth, they had a operation to remove two of their eyes so they would look like everybody else but had to wear glasses after that. I said that it’s a good thing they didn’t remove all four eyes. Why? Because then you would be a Venusian blind!

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    P51Strega  about 4 years ago

    Nah, instead of having to type, someone will figure out a way that you could talk on one of those, and the person you’re communicating with will hear, and be able to speak back.

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    fstop8  about 4 years ago

    looks like bleeb hasn’t evolved.

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    geese28  about 4 years ago

    I’m surprised we haven’t developed an extra thumb to text faster

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    tinstar  about 4 years ago

    And, of course, someone will use that extra pair of eyes, and figure how to hold a phone in each hand, texting with each.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 4 years ago

    I disagree. I predict we will keep just two eyes, but one will point downward. The lazy eye will rule supreme.

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    Znox11  about 4 years ago

    Hey, at least they are not still wearing masks!

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