Jon I could tell you who makes the rules. But then we’d have to wipe your mind and the tech is gimmicky at best. How do you feel about potentially loosing the past 30 years of your life?
The only mystery here is how Jon and Liz have been dating for 14 years. Why don’t they hurry up and marry each other? It would freshen up a stagnant strip!
One of the local churches broadcasts Sunday services on the same station where I get 5:00 news. They run “reminder” ads during the news, saying “join us for unspeakable joy.” OK, but if they talk about it, is it still unspeakable?
codycab almost 4 years ago
Actually, it’s Mystery Inc.
Wilde Bill almost 4 years ago
Work on being a man, first, Jon. Mystery can come later. Maybe.
Say What? Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Well, that’s the mystery, isn’t it, Jon?
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
“Humble” is not much better!
Imagine almost 4 years ago
It’s a mystery to me.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I’m a man of manifest mundanity. (Is that a thing? I feel that should be a thing.)
chain gang charlie almost 4 years ago
Those “mystery police” butt in everywhere…
BJ40 almost 4 years ago
Jon, James Jon, double-o nothing.
SamuelMeasa almost 4 years ago
Jon I could tell you who makes the rules. But then we’d have to wipe your mind and the tech is gimmicky at best. How do you feel about potentially loosing the past 30 years of your life?
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
I can see that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vsANcS4Ml8
But he’ll need a theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHjoi_0YhGA
hammytech almost 4 years ago
The mystery is what she sees in him.. Hmmmmm…
BigDaveGlass almost 4 years ago
It’s a mystery that he survives …
Purple People Eater almost 4 years ago
Who makes up these rules? It’s a mystery.
Geophyzz almost 4 years ago
That’s like a license plate I saw, “BMWCOOL”. Cool people don’t need to tell you they’re cool.
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
Funny, Jon…you look nothing like Austin Powers…
rdav1248961 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Garfield is so mysterious that he was able to guest in today’s Pearls Before Swine without Jon noticing.
The Collector almost 4 years ago
But I thought the mystery police were also a mystery.
jslabotnik almost 4 years ago
Well, then, try being a Man of La Mancha. Or man of means by no means
tripwire45 almost 4 years ago
First rule of Mystery Man is never talk about Mystery Man.
cubswin2016 almost 4 years ago
Who does Jon think he is, Sherlock Holmes?
mail2jbl almost 4 years ago
The only mystery here is how Jon and Liz have been dating for 14 years. Why don’t they hurry up and marry each other? It would freshen up a stagnant strip!
CarmineBazile almost 4 years ago
Just like magicians, they never reveal their magics.
bignatefantic21 almost 4 years ago
Who’s here after garfield made a cameo in today’s pearls before swine strip
raybarb44 almost 4 years ago
If you tell them, the mystery is over….
Mr. Reader almost 4 years ago
How very mysterious.
andersjg Premium Member almost 4 years ago
There’s somebody out there policing everything these days.
dadlivonia almost 4 years ago
It’s a mystery that Liz ever dated him at all
gammaguy almost 4 years ago
That was a typo in his word balloon.
He’s really a man of hystery.
CaveCat87 almost 4 years ago
“There’s a man who leads a life of danger…” but unfortunately, Jon is not that man.
Rabies65 almost 4 years ago
One of the local churches broadcasts Sunday services on the same station where I get 5:00 news. They run “reminder” ads during the news, saying “join us for unspeakable joy.” OK, but if they talk about it, is it still unspeakable?
Lee26 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Mystery Police = Dream Police? Or is a cheap trick being played on Jon?
Cute IceCream almost 4 years ago
Nu did u hear garfield says the mIsTeRy pOlICe
Cedar the squirrel almost 4 years ago
Could’ve been a loophole
Thinkingblade almost 4 years ago
I thought it was the Illuminati …
AustinKniga-Bartlett almost 4 years ago
Who IS that man?
Tech O Hogue(RESIDENT DUCK) almost 4 years ago
Too much cool drip from my man of mystery
JON ARBUCKLE, disco king. almost 4 years ago
Garfield, knowledge king.
LordVoldemort almost 4 years ago
Yes, but also everyone smart.