Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 12, 2020

Again, this strip in no way reflects real life Lupin and is totally the product of the author’s imagination.

Riiiight!

Its the great white cat!!!!!!!!!

Lupin, the eternal toddler. Guess the lil still hasn’t learned it’s not nice to bite others.

Wow! That’s a lot of teeth!! And toe beans times 2, whee!

I don’t think any couch could ever be big enough. XD

Lupin, be nice!

Boop him on the nose really hard. Sharks HATE that.

HILARIOUS !!! This going up on the fridge next to the Risky Business parody.

In case anyone was wondering, this is neither Shark Week nor the anniversary of the movie “Jaws”.

Lupin’s just crazy, that’s all.

Occasionally, one of my cats will be good and clean the other’s ears. And suddenly – CHOMP! They then will get into a fight! But not this week! Big wind storm going on out there. They are keeping a distance from any one or thing that will give them a static electricity Zap!

Look at them Jaws!

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Rejoice!

Today marks the

Eighth Happy Year

in which

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has

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HER GLORIOUS PRESENCE

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Demonstrations of loyal fervour are permitted.

Yikes! First the Boy turned into the shark from Jaws, and now Lupin has! I guess someone has to continue being the Toddler.

We’ve got one like that – we call her “The Croco-Puss”. She hides under furniture like a crocodile lurking in a swamp and attacks unwary victims (mostly our feet and the other cats).

GASP! Ohhhhhhhh Lupin! You done did it now! This means WAR!

The great white KittyShark!

Quite scary, large jaws that Lupin has.

Ah, finally. Back to some real action around here.

Cue the Jaws music.

If the Big Red Couch is not a safe place for a Sphinx to sit and ponder Sphinxly things, then there is no safe place left!

I love Lupin’s little pink nose atop the teeth.

Land Shark…

PAWS. Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the couch.

Da-Dum, Da-Dum all that sounds more like Pink Panther than Jaws!!

Lupin looks like one of those Leviathans from the TV series “Supernatural”……

Oh look, it’s the great white shark in the Red Sea!

“Get off the couch! Everybody get off the couch!”

Burt is in excellent form this morning with his chyrons.

OT. Yen

We had a chain reaction horror event last night….white cat on top perch of cat tree next to patio doors must have heard or seen or imagined something because he suddenly leaped off the tree and crash landed in one of my art piece/plant vignettes, which caused the dog to leap up and bark, which caused the black cat to vault out of my lap using my arm as a springboard, and then they all chased around from room to room. All of which left me with a bleeding arm and a mess of plant parts and broken glass to clean up. (If I can find a replacement piece of glass, I can repair the small art piece that I bought at a small gallery years back but that will have to wait until in person shopping is possible again.). Never a dull moment with pets, eh?

THAT was a great way to start my day. LOL fun!

Not looking forward to the chalkboard scene.

Excellent. but now I am afraid to sit on my couch!

Oh Cat Lupin that’s terrifying-

OT: Shadow

Happy Thanksgiving!

I know that’s probably supposed to be jaws music, but I hear pink panther. Now i’m going to be thinking about taking the trash out all day. You know, to the dump, da dump, da dump.

It’s the tooth-lined abyss!

No reason. Just to be nasty! ;-)

KITTY ATTACK!!!

Robin’s wondrous announcement made me realize — today is the day ten years ago that Russian Blues William and Franklin (in my avatar to the left) came to their forever home with me. Franklin had an untimely demise, but Bill still gives me hourly doses of cuddles.

I think this is fake news. I have yet to see a cat in the loaf position with the tail extended. It is curled up along side the body for extra warmth.

The monorail position is rife with opportunity for tail hijinks.

Paws: Don’t go on the couch!

“This Cat; he’ll swallow you whole!”

Elvis displays perfect loaf position.

Today is:

Take a Piñata to Work Day (Observed) —I can hear it now: “Can’t we just use the bosses, instead? Or at least the middle managers?” While the bosses and middle managers want to use the employees. Labor relations have never been better …

International Moment of Frustration Scream Day —Hopefully this will not knock the earth out of orbit, or superheat the atmosphere.

1979: Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy First Published —and some people still don’t know where their towel is.

World Arthritis Day —I own several “Sons of Arthritis” shirts, which are a kind of never-say-die biker thing, even though my bike is a recumbent cycle. They definitely embrace the spirit of those of us with severe arthritis. I don’t have a skeletal system. I have a more or less articulated mass of arthritis.

National Kick Your Own Butt Day — and get moving. I would, but the arthritis gets in the way.

“National Gumbo Day” —Perhaps the original “fusion” quisine. I just learned what “filé” is: ground sassafras leaves. Now I’ll have that song running through my head all day.

Pulled Pork Day— The pigs are objecting—strenuously.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is that Goose from Captain Marvel?

MeOWCH!!!

We run into this every now and then here at the castle. Usually no big deal but once in a while it has adverse consequences.

Last week I noticed a lump on Lewis’ tale. Brushed a finger over it and it came away wet and stinky. And he bolted. Long story short we had to corner him and do a towel wrap to get a good look.

Puncture mark and a big swollen lump. Got the cotton balls and peroxide and handled it like a big zit. Wow nasty. Squoze it out until it bled clean blood only then swabbed it with peroxide.

Man, what a horrible smell.

We monitor twice a day The pop and spurt treatment appears to have done the job. Swelling is gone and he will allow us to touch the area now. No infection, no pain, all good.

Still in the trust rebuilding stage. He was NOT a happy kitty after the great pusplosian.

Elvis failed to assume the Full Meatloaf and suffered the consequences.

You make a good shark, Lupin!

So this year’s Halloween theme is gonna end up movies? Cool.

Finally. After 3 weeks of reading, I have read every single BCN comic, and am now caught up. This is by far my all time favorite comic.

This is a movie I want to see.

Wish I had zoom.

Loved Elvis’s book! When can we expect one for Puck? Or Baba Mouse?

If you are currently enjoying Elvis Puffs Out, please remember to leave a review! Amazon makes it very easy to leave reviews, and I assume the other suppliers are equally simple.

OT (sorta): The Ladies

Sends hugs! @ LadyKat LadyBri and the rest of the Orb

I like the music subtitles.

[sigh], good morning to you, too, Meimei.

When I go to heaven and get some sleep, I will have to remember not to move my feet under the covers. She probably still does this.

If you still don’t get up, she goes for the top of your head.

Foxy gives me good morning bites, but they’re nothing like the Pirate Queen’s.

Lupin looks like something out of the movie Beetlejuice

OOMPH! that must’ve hurt- and lupin, whats with the snake mouth?

Love the jaw’s theme!