Twelve more days until Christmas. In my little complex of eight units… I have not seen anyone with a tree. Peeked out the door earlier today and saw that someone finally put up a wreath. Christmas is reflecting the rest of 2020 – dark and gloomy.
A memory: We had a 3-foot-tall Santa that my dad would put out on the front porch every year. One year he decided to put Santa on the roof. My younger brother & I were watching TV in the living room when we saw my dad fall past the window. We ran to the back door as my dad was walking in, holding his wrist (I will NOT describe the injury; let’s just say it wasn’t pretty). He asked my mom to drive him to the hospital. Suddenly, my mom noticed red on the collar of his coat and freaked out, thinking he also may have had a head injury. I looked closely…and started laughing. My brother followed suit, then Dad caught on. Mom was just about ready to kill us: “What is so funny???” Calmly, Dad asked her, “What did you do just before I went out there?” She answered, “I touched up Santa.” He asked, “What did you use?” That’s when she got the joke: Dad had ♫ lipstick on his collar ♫ Yeah, she got it…but she wasn’t amused. LOL
HOAs are only good for people that don’t want “Those Kind” of neighbors. Well, being a person that actually IS one of those kind of neighbors from time to time, I doubt they would have let me buy in. :-p
It was always assumed that Jon and the gang lived somewhere out in the sticks. So what do they need an HOA for? The modern day equivalent of the Pleasant Valley Sunday / Harper Valley PTA hybrid if there ever was one.
BTW, what if an extremely GARISH Christmas display was put next to a grove of autumn-denuded non-evergreen trees; would the trees look CHARMING by comparison.
I lived in a HOA once! NEVER AGAIN!! I left after they charged me and all the other Home Owners $600 each to repave the parking lot that didn’t NEED repaving!
Today marks the twelve-day countdown to Christmas. Both ugly Santas and decorations are respectively days one of two of this tradition. #12daystogo #Xmasontheway :)
codycab about 4 years ago
How many times is that so far, Jon?
arjun.shriv about 4 years ago
And also for falling through the roof, Breaking a wall while hanging Christmas lights, and what else?
Clarence about 4 years ago
Well that ruined Jon’s excitement of the holidays
Templo S.U.D. about 4 years ago
what a scrooge the HOA is
The Collector about 4 years ago
If it’s so ugly why are they selling it at Christmas?
Emo about 4 years ago
huh?
I Mad Am I about 4 years ago
Twelve more days until Christmas. In my little complex of eight units… I have not seen anyone with a tree. Peeked out the door earlier today and saw that someone finally put up a wreath. Christmas is reflecting the rest of 2020 – dark and gloomy.
ninjanick101 about 4 years ago
It’s probably not that ugly. Just over-wrinkled.
Scorpio Premium Member about 4 years ago
That’s what you get for choosing to live in a tiny slice of fac*sm. After everything I have read, I will never, ever, ever live in an HOA.
RetFor about 4 years ago
I think they want it bigger…
Nachikethass about 4 years ago
I live in a free society where my neighbours don’t get to tell me what I should do in my home!
BJ40 about 4 years ago
Well, Jon IS the Master of Disaster …
E.S.K. about 4 years ago
You seem to forget, Jon. It’s Christmas in 2020.
nosirrom about 4 years ago
Wrong Garfield. It gets you a bit lower and around the back.
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 4 years ago
What happened to the mailman Garfield use to terrorize, and torture?
TwilightFaze about 4 years ago
And THAT is why I will never live in an HOA home. Renting an apartment has less rules than a HOA does. House Nazis, that’s what they are…
Wren Fahel about 4 years ago
A memory: We had a 3-foot-tall Santa that my dad would put out on the front porch every year. One year he decided to put Santa on the roof. My younger brother & I were watching TV in the living room when we saw my dad fall past the window. We ran to the back door as my dad was walking in, holding his wrist (I will NOT describe the injury; let’s just say it wasn’t pretty). He asked my mom to drive him to the hospital. Suddenly, my mom noticed red on the collar of his coat and freaked out, thinking he also may have had a head injury. I looked closely…and started laughing. My brother followed suit, then Dad caught on. Mom was just about ready to kill us: “What is so funny???” Calmly, Dad asked her, “What did you do just before I went out there?” She answered, “I touched up Santa.” He asked, “What did you use?” That’s when she got the joke: Dad had ♫ lipstick on his collar ♫ Yeah, she got it…but she wasn’t amused. LOL
Brian G Premium Member about 4 years ago
HOAs are only good for people that don’t want “Those Kind” of neighbors. Well, being a person that actually IS one of those kind of neighbors from time to time, I doubt they would have let me buy in. :-p
ScottMacAskill about 4 years ago
“Ka-Chuk”? Rip Haywire is Garfield’s mailman?
SuperAndy Premium Member about 4 years ago
I love the marquee panel! The name and face in ornaments is very artfully done. Great job!
Bill The Nuke about 4 years ago
I won’t live in an HOA area. Why pay someone to tell me what to do? A block away is one that charges $400 – $800 a MONTH!
blakerl about 4 years ago
My HOA has outlawed Christmas, Thanksgiving, Hanukkah etc.. As well as outside and inside restaurants. Also BBQ s all gatherings of more than one.
Amra Leo about 4 years ago
I may not have much, but ain’t nobody going to tell me what I can and can’t do to my trailer…
jessegooddoggy about 4 years ago
NEVER EVER would I pay someone to tell me what I can do on my own property!
mail2jbl about 4 years ago
I didn’t know Jon was wealthy enough to live in a neighborhood with an HOA…
BlitzMcD about 4 years ago
It was always assumed that Jon and the gang lived somewhere out in the sticks. So what do they need an HOA for? The modern day equivalent of the Pleasant Valley Sunday / Harper Valley PTA hybrid if there ever was one.
dmagoon202ii about 4 years ago
BTW, what if an extremely GARISH Christmas display was put next to a grove of autumn-denuded non-evergreen trees; would the trees look CHARMING by comparison.
CarmineBazile about 4 years ago
Ouch… The last panel though.
Numbnumb about 4 years ago
I lived in a HOA once! NEVER AGAIN!! I left after they charged me and all the other Home Owners $600 each to repave the parking lot that didn’t NEED repaving!
CaveCat87 about 4 years ago
Some people just have no taste in outdoor Christmas decorations.
Jonathan Mason about 4 years ago
I would tell said association to go &%*^ themselves.
cubswin2016 about 4 years ago
Tis the season to be jolly indeed.
Lscool5791 about 4 years ago
funny
tripwire45 about 4 years ago
HOAs are organizations you have to pay so they can tell you what to do with your own property. Not a fan.
paranormal about 4 years ago
Ugly is in the eye of the beholder…
bradf59 about 4 years ago
Anybody that uses an HOA is NUTS!
heathcliff2 about 4 years ago
Don’t forget a gift for them.
gammaguy about 4 years ago
I avoid that sort of problem by not associating with the other homeowners.
Then again, neither do I have a yard Santa.
Darryl Heine about 4 years ago
What would an UGLY YARD SANTA look like?
yangeldf about 4 years ago
Alright, this breaks all sense of credulity, there is NO way that John lives in a neighborhood with an HOA
AndyMoser about 4 years ago
Today marks the twelve-day countdown to Christmas. Both ugly Santas and decorations are respectively days one of two of this tradition. #12daystogo #Xmasontheway :)
Lightpainter about 4 years ago
Jon’s neighbors made an HOA for Jon as the only member. What does that tell you about how his house looks? :)
clownbuckle about 4 years ago
poor jon can’t catch a break this holiday season :0(
WentBrown about 4 years ago
That doesn’t seem reasonable.
AustinKniga-Bartlett about 4 years ago
Ouch.
AnimeGamerJames$25 about 4 years ago
Cruel irony.
Peanut Butter 5674 about 4 years ago
Since when did he live in an HOA?
Emo about 4 years ago
idk
jon who tried to make a snowman almost 4 years ago
it gets you in your pockets.
Mayor Orangutan about 3 years ago
Or as Animal Crossing would say it, Happy Home Academy.