Herman by Jim Unger for November 24, 2020

…And they’re probably the first also…

Must be where Santa shops for the elves. :D

So they come in any sizes larger than 1?

“….and I have had them long enough, I’m willing to offer a 3% discount.”

During the holidays everyone around here has a pair. Don’t you?

Surely he jests.

Only at the One Size Fits All Shoe Store.

They look cruel…a must have.

Perfect gift for the wife or girlfriend. Guaranteed to make her toes curl.

and they are reserved for Trump…

At least you’ll know when he’s approaching…..rings on his fingers and bells on his toes….

I love them! I’d buy them and wear them around the house.

Never mind, Bud. A cool beer will take that away sudden bad taste in your mouth.

Those cool Italian shoes are all the rage ( back in the 1960’s )!

You put them on your enemies so they can’t sneak up on you.

I’m gonna bet he has more in the back… if you asked him.

Get ‘em now, before they’re gone!

“They match my hat!”

“I was looking for ear muffs that are somewhat less conspicuous than these…”

i believe they’re called “winklepickers”. Every court jester was expected to own a pair.

How long have they been in inventory?

It looks as though you have had them for a very long time.

A lot of his customers are Genies…

I can’t believe you still have them in stock.

Merryman of the Inferior Five would kill for those.