Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 25, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t tell Stephan that George Blanda played until he was 48; that will just add to his delusions.

    Merry Christmas

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    Sorry Charlie, er, Stephan. Just because a 52-year old person can almost play in the NFL doesn’t mean that you’re that person.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    At the age of 52 I was two times fractured in the right femur .

    Have a goodwill day , every day

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    sirbadger  almost 4 years ago

    Back when Nolan Ryan was playing, there was a professional athlete older than me. Then he retired.

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    Concretionist  almost 4 years ago

    Thanks for the “no puns” Christmas Present Mr. Pastis. I hope you (and all of us) have a merry Christmas, a safe and sane holiday season, and both survive and thrive in the coming year!

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    B UTTONS  almost 4 years ago

    Richard Simmons is more Pastis pace.

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    ItsPat  almost 4 years ago

    Guns? BB guns? Spud guns? Cap guns?

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    BasilBruce  almost 4 years ago

    Roger Moore was over 50 when he finally stopped playing James Bond. Now there’s a sign of hope for you, Stephan; you can drive fast, drink champagne, and get hot women.

    Merry Xmas, y’all.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 4 years ago

    can Stephan even play pro ball with that gut? (Merry Chrismtas, Pearls readers)

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    Zykoic  almost 4 years ago

    Gums?

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    guy42  almost 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas everyone.

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    Breadboard  almost 4 years ago

    Stephan heard the Crocs have a spot on their team for you ! … Croc Power ! … Merry Christmas !

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    Algolei I  almost 4 years ago

    Middle aged?!? At 52??? How old are you planning to get?!

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Those guns are shooting blanks.

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    Geophyzz  almost 4 years ago

    For those who may have missed my Christmas greeting yesterday – Merry Christmas to all the GoComics community. My gift is a link to Judy Garland, singing the original 1944 lyrics to Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas. With many parallels with 2020, it has become a theme for this year’s Christmas, as we all “muddle through somehow”. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NQsuIHMm3w

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    T Smith  almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, but you have to be unethical enough to cheat. Repeatedly.

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    blunebottle  almost 4 years ago

    This is what’s known as mid-life crisis…or a second childhood, perhaps?

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    Sanspareil  almost 4 years ago

    At least you didn’t comment on the deflation of Brady’s balls!

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    dlkrueger33  almost 4 years ago

    I am 63 and still figure skating and competing against other adults. Stephan, we would welcome you! (Yes, men skate and compete too!)

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    Sisyphos  almost 4 years ago

    This is so sad, Cartoon-Boy. George Blanda, QB and placekicker mostly with the Chicago Bears, played up to age 48 in the NFL. And, speaking of those “guns,” Mark Calaway, better known as The Undertaker, retired from pro wrestling just this year at age 55….

    So, don’t be a softie [which would be obscene in Greek]!

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    Little Caesar  almost 4 years ago

    Just don’t trust a fart.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 4 years ago

    Hope! It’s what keeps us going…..

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    Snolep  almost 4 years ago

    You’d still be good for the NHL. Gordie Howe was exactly your age when he played his last game.

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    Ellis97  almost 4 years ago

    That’s so sad.

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    Neil59  almost 4 years ago

    Funny…. Surprised there is no Christmas theme today though.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 4 years ago

    Forget those “guns” (or lack thereof) with a gut like that he could start a new character named “Pauncho”.

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    diskus Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Hey we can dream, guns and gut too

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    Linguist  almost 4 years ago

    One thing that never grows old is my good wishes for all of you to have a wonderful Christmas and a happy, prosperous, and healthy New Year!

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    IshkaBibel1  almost 4 years ago

    Damn kids

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    Reader  almost 4 years ago

    Merry Christmas and a 2021 of peace and goodwill!

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    awcoffman  almost 4 years ago

    At 74 I still do things that my wife thinks I’m too old for.

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    KEA  almost 4 years ago

    that’s pathetic

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    carlosrivers  almost 4 years ago

    Stephan, I don’t think you could throw a football past your feet with those pop guns…;)

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    christelisbetty  almost 4 years ago

    75 is just around the corner for me.I’m hoping I can dig my way out of our White Christmas by Monday, for my eye doctors appointment.

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    DragonNerd  almost 4 years ago

    MERRY CHRISTMAS DAY!!!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Steph is 30 years my junior. Merry Christmas!

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    raybarb44  almost 4 years ago

    Don’t think you could have played at 23……

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, if you play with pop-guns.

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    Eric S   almost 4 years ago

    guns or guTs?

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    knight1192a  almost 4 years ago

    Did the maning of almost change to “never even stood a chance because the individual was so bad”?

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    zeexenon  almost 4 years ago

    More of a professional Punching Bag, methinks. Or dead weight for a U.S. football blocking sled.

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    dlaemmerhirt999  almost 4 years ago

    Yeah, Tom got SPANKED last year! To the merriment of 99.999% of the world!

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    tripwire45  almost 4 years ago

    Try being 66.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 4 years ago

    In your dreams, Pastis. And Merry Christmas.

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    NWdryad  almost 4 years ago

    Perhaps old age guns instead?

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    A random Pearls Before Swine & Big Nate commenter  almost 4 years ago

    They aren’t middle aged. They are old aged guns

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    JPuzzleWhiz  almost 4 years ago

    I used to root for Tom Brady when he was with my Patriots. But the circumstances under which he left for free agency left me with a sour, bitter taste in my mouth. I now consider him to be a traitorous (rhymes with “plastered”) and wish nothing but bad things for him. Hoping he and the Bucs lose their last two games and miss the playoffs as a result.

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    dfrost1  almost 4 years ago

    Everything middle-aged about those guns.

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 4 years ago

    I remember thinking this when the NBA once had a 26-year-old rookie. I still had a chance. 0 to none.

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    DCBakerEsq  almost 4 years ago

    I’d watch Pastis play QB in the NFL. Right up until his first sack when they cart him on the field in the hearse.

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    AtariDragon  almost 4 years ago

    I’m as close to being able to play in the NFL now as I was in my twenties.

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    Odd Dog Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Hey just a quick shout out “Merry Christmas” to all those here that celebrate it, and Happy holidays to those who honor their own holiday’s. May we all see better times ahead! ;^)

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    dmagoon202ii  almost 4 years ago

    Are "Pastis"’ “guns” “pea-shooters”?

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Buy a sports car.

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    chriscc63  almost 4 years ago

    pea shooters, not guns.

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    Mentor397  almost 4 years ago

    By my birth certificate, I’m forty-five years old, but I’m really a fifteen year old in a 300-year old body.

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    NeilCopeland  over 3 years ago

    And a very merry Christmas to you too!

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    kwblazek-16  about 3 years ago

    Bro they have changed since 2002

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    Ultracus  about 2 years ago

    I’m actually sad now. Stephan really isn’t gonna live forever. One day he’s going to die and draw his last comic. I hope that day doesn’t come for several more decades.

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