According to the myth, Icarus fell from the sky because he flew too close to the sun and melted the wax on his wings. This myth was invented by people who seriously believed the sun was no farther away than Aaron Rodgers could throw a football.
Everyone knows that science and physics and mathematics are a liberal/progressive/socialist plot to undermine the American ideal of Liberty and justice for all (except for those who believe in science and physics and mathematics)
Physics hadn’t been invented yet, and the wings worked – as the story was originally told. The moral, in 700 BCE, was to recognize human limitations. Physics has been invented, so the story has been repurposed with a new moral for 2020, don’t blame the system when you’re an idiot.
Physics? Isn’t that a sciency thing? Republican physics sneer at gravity. They don’t like it, so it’s fake news and it doesn’t exist. They believe in the Wylie Coyote approach to gravity: just ignore it and one day like a miracle it will be gone.
Morals are there for a reason. Unfortunately, many include injury or death as way show how serious outcomes can become. But they do teach us two terms: folly and consequences, Recent events have have proven that one doesn’t exist without the other. Anybody for a better outcome?
According to J.M. Barrie, all that flight requires is a sprinkling of Pixie Dust and Happy Thoughts. While Pixie Dust seem to be in adequate supply, Happy Thoughts are completely out of stock, on back order, and probably won’t arrive until late next year. If then.
The election is over, the votes were counted behind closed doors with the windows covered and the observers removed in just enough places to have the correct candidate win, and the Big Lie continues.
@becida You’re right, those stupid Democrats! Sure, they managed to completely steal the presidential election but for some weird reason utterly failed to apply the same successful but devious and underhanded tactics to the 20 (out of 33) US Senate races and 211 (out of 435) House of Representatives races won by Republicans. Good thing we’re not trusting the running of the country to such incompetents, amirite?
eastern.woods.metal almost 4 years ago
Physics is sometimes a " blood sport "
Baarorso almost 4 years ago
You could even say that he…..“GOT BURNED”…by the system! .;-D
Here's Waldo almost 4 years ago
As God is my witness, I thought I could fly!
marilynnbyerly almost 4 years ago
Icarus is a story of hubris, more by his dad Daedulus than himself. He was just a dumb kid.
I Mad Am I almost 4 years ago
Sorry… this World works on Physics. You need Pure Magic to make self propelled flight work well. Even Harry Potter needed a Broom!
eastern.woods.metal almost 4 years ago
Wiley, you have mastered the art of poking fun at him without mentioning his name
Superfrog almost 4 years ago
Wax on. Wax off.
Concretionist almost 4 years ago
Icarus was an early winner in the Darwin Awards category.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 4 years ago
According to the myth, Icarus fell from the sky because he flew too close to the sun and melted the wax on his wings. This myth was invented by people who seriously believed the sun was no farther away than Aaron Rodgers could throw a football.
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Icarus and his bone spur .
mattro65 almost 4 years ago
We had our action and it’s long past time for the opposite reaction. He can’t reach escape velocity soon enough for me.
Digital Frog almost 4 years ago
He made the cartoon physics mistake of looking down.
Ida No almost 4 years ago
He should have studied more. Who told him to wing it?
wiatr almost 4 years ago
That reasoning just won’t fly.
PICTO almost 4 years ago
If only he had gone at night…
Aussie Down Under almost 4 years ago
Some people still think that way.
nosirrom almost 4 years ago
Who got to hold his wine?
KenseidenXL almost 4 years ago
You mean Republican Icarus, the Trump voter….
keenanthelibrarian almost 4 years ago
It’s not my fault – he did it!!
Sanspareil almost 4 years ago
Everyone knows that science and physics and mathematics are a liberal/progressive/socialist plot to undermine the American ideal of Liberty and justice for all (except for those who believe in science and physics and mathematics)
admiree2 almost 4 years ago
I was doing just fine. In fact I was winning. Then all of a sudden my feathers were stolen.
scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Gravity is such a Harsh Taskmaster !
scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Oh yeah, FACEPLANT !!!!!
jvo almost 4 years ago
Hmm, drag from residual feathers would have ensured he would land on his fundament……..so yes, Faceplant. :D
T Smith almost 4 years ago
And now we have people who claim gravity doesn’t exist.
zzeek almost 4 years ago
An early influence for Charles Darwin to create the Darwin Award.
Nate England almost 4 years ago
“Gravity is racist!”
Lawrence.S almost 4 years ago
Physics hadn’t been invented yet, and the wings worked – as the story was originally told. The moral, in 700 BCE, was to recognize human limitations. Physics has been invented, so the story has been repurposed with a new moral for 2020, don’t blame the system when you’re an idiot.
dflak almost 4 years ago
Physics? Isn’t that a sciency thing? Republican physics sneer at gravity. They don’t like it, so it’s fake news and it doesn’t exist. They believe in the Wylie Coyote approach to gravity: just ignore it and one day like a miracle it will be gone.
For a Just and Peaceful World almost 4 years ago
This is the only story about Trump that has made me laugh.
AmandaJKale almost 4 years ago
’Bout time to move over to the editorial section and leave this area politically free.
WGillete almost 4 years ago
What goes up… does not stay up forever. And no amount of whining will change it.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I wonder if there is a way to litigate against physics? You know. A quantum law suit or something. I mean, there are “Laws” of physics
sandpiper almost 4 years ago
Morals are there for a reason. Unfortunately, many include injury or death as way show how serious outcomes can become. But they do teach us two terms: folly and consequences, Recent events have have proven that one doesn’t exist without the other. Anybody for a better outcome?
Bookworm almost 4 years ago
According to J.M. Barrie, all that flight requires is a sprinkling of Pixie Dust and Happy Thoughts. While Pixie Dust seem to be in adequate supply, Happy Thoughts are completely out of stock, on back order, and probably won’t arrive until late next year. If then.
A Hip loving Canadian... almost 4 years ago
What goes up must calm down, or something like that.
Daltongang Premium Member almost 4 years ago
As orange Icarus said, “Physics……we don’t need no stinking physics.”
COL Crash almost 4 years ago
Physics is a rigged system, but at least it’s easy to demonstrate just how it is on the Newtonian level.
Quantum Physics isn’t quite as obvious.
Radish... almost 4 years ago
He just wanted to get high, but what goes up must come down.
willie_mctell almost 4 years ago
Physics is rigged. Why else would going uphill be so hard?
marilynnbyerly almost 4 years ago
Can we have a moment of silence for all those comic and editorial cartoonists who will be bereft of easy content on January 20th.
mwksix almost 4 years ago
His wings were lined with that Make Cartoons Great Again special sauce…
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
Can I get a gravity do-over? Call my lawwwwwwwyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeerrrrrrrr
wndflower1 almost 4 years ago
BRAVO!!!
JenSolo02 almost 4 years ago
Come on! What is going on in Danae and Kate land??? I miss my favorite highly gifted girls!
proclusstudent almost 4 years ago
Haskins the WFT QB?
becida almost 4 years ago
The election is over, the votes were counted behind closed doors with the windows covered and the observers removed in just enough places to have the correct candidate win, and the Big Lie continues.
Linguist almost 4 years ago
He thought he was Lord of the Flies but alas he was only the Lord of the Lies!
cabalonrye almost 4 years ago
Gravity: 1
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 4 years ago
@becida You’re right, those stupid Democrats! Sure, they managed to completely steal the presidential election but for some weird reason utterly failed to apply the same successful but devious and underhanded tactics to the 20 (out of 33) US Senate races and 211 (out of 435) House of Representatives races won by Republicans. Good thing we’re not trusting the running of the country to such incompetents, amirite?
KEA almost 4 years ago
and the deep state (er, chasm) didn’t help either
Bicycle Dude almost 4 years ago
That’s what all “Flat Earthers” say!
Redd Panda almost 4 years ago
The last words of Icarus…“Mmm, the Sun sure feels nice and warm, today.”
falcon_370f almost 4 years ago
Except that the wings worked for Daedalus!
lindz.coop Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Individual 1
cwg almost 4 years ago
There is a world of difference between something being rigged and outright cheating.
rgjamieson Premium Member almost 4 years ago
This is what happens when you ignore the science.