Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for July 29, 2021

Nice of the villagers to knock first.

Actually it’s “Frawnkensteen!”

I’m Frod Fronkensteen…

The old woman was sent by Don Fonkenstein to rake the forests so they won’t catch fire..

Other side of town! That’s too long a walk. Do you mind if we just lynch you and burn down your house, so we can get home in good time?

$%^#@ GPS.

You’d think after living in this hamlet their entire lives they’d know their neighbors a bit better.

♫ Frankensteins! Meet the Frankensteins! ♫

♫ They’re the modern village fam-i-ly! ♫

“That’s fronk-en-steen.”

The august and ancient lineage of the Frankenstein’s. The Abroghasts are also very old and long time rivals and every 100 years they would have battles of the creations to see who is greater and who is lesser for the next century.

You can always tell when they are coming… “You just listen to der vood shtops!”