Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 08, 2021

Think of it this way-hire Ralph and you’ll never need another cave-protector.;-D

I cannot imagine wanting to become part of a government… much less the person who’s out on the pointy end.

I hope Nancy was holding the spear.

I’m not sure if there will be oath-taking but there will definitely be swearing.

Looks like Winnie the Pooh did get what he wanted.

This is a little ambiguous; is the old chap telling a third person to wake Ralph up and tell him (Ralph) that he is the new protector or, is he asking Ralph to wake up and tell the bear that he (the bear) is the new protector?

How about substituting Rudy for Ralph and looking at the bear as Karma?

I think Ralph got there before you …

I think Ralph is what’s making the bear go ‘urp’. Bye, Ralph.

Uh oh…is that the Russian Bear?

Bear: “Ooo. Seconds?”

Gotta have some to do with him picking his teeth?

I suppose this is back when “bear arms” meant something totally different?

I got nothing on this one, except maybe our current national embarrassment messed up his first inauguration and flushed the second. Gotta be a better explanation out there. Come on, folks.

Media Bear strikes again.

He invested in office just long enoug to become part of a bear market.

“THE FIRST and SECOND INAUGURATION”?

Wish you would put together a collection of your cartoons with bears!

Wait a few days and search the woods, you should find Ralph’s predecessor then.

The bear’s inner monologue: “Gee, it’s nice I got a toothpick with my meal.”

Ralph moved over to Reality Check.

Kind of like Uber Eats. The meals deliver themselves.

Sometimes a joke is just a joke. That being said, the former inhabitant of the white house was a joke that only Seth Myers got. (Watch the White House Correspondents 2011 Dinner – https://time.com/4756751/donald-trump-white-house-correspondents-dinner/ – the Seth Myers video starting at 12:00)

The first appearance of the Wiley Cave Bear! You’re welcome.

I think he means Michael.

I think if he means that the bear is the new leader because he defeated the previous leader by force, then they need a coronation. That time period was the time of kingdoms…. (LOL, let’s stay away from the pending impeachment.)

Short-faced bears were a terrible problem for those who lived in caves.

Short-faced Bear (Extinct Bear)

The short-faced bear is an extinct bear genus that inhabited North America during the Pleistocene epoch from about 1.8 Mya until 11,000 years ago. It was the most common tremarctine bear in North America and many of its fossils have been found in the La Brea tar pits in southern California.

https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&thid=AMMS_98b98283ea23fb65ccb1065efb89e072&mediaurl=http%3a%2f%2fupload.wikimedia.org%2fwikipedia%2fcommons%2fb%2fb8%2fArctodusSimusSkeleton.jpg&exph=2277&expw=3374&q=short+faced+bears&selectedIndex=0&stid=52292ceb-0752-4ffd-319f-fa05f71de492&cbn=EntityAnswer&FORM=IRPRST&idpp=overlayview&ajaxhist=0

Makes no sense!!

So Mr. Urp (or causer thereof) was the First ProtectorAnd Ralph is about to be inaugurated to be the Second?

With the guy in the cave door being the electorate?

Ralph’s busy digging a back door

Everyone is overthinking this. I don’t think this a political joke. The man is looking back into the cave and stating that he (the man looking back) is giving the job of protecting the cave back to Ralph (who was in charge earlier). If it is political, then Biden, having seen the bear, is willing to give “Ralph” (T….) the job back.

The bear is Gorbachev. The guy in the doorway, Adlai Stevenson. Ralph of course will be the entrée. It’s all so clear.As Freud said “Sometimes a popsicle, is just a popsicle.”

The Impeachment joke is when the Bear heads to the Woods for New Business.