Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 26, 2021

All good doggos and kitties go to Heaven.

Makes sense

At least cats and dogs are honest about how they feel. If they don’t like you, you’ll know it.

The same thing is true of cockroaches.

Heck,I’VE put up with people all my life…

Will Rogers said, “If dogs don’t go to Heaven, I want to go wherever they go when I die.”

Dogs, I’ll believe. Cats… not quite so sure.

hmm, guess i don’t have much of a chance then…

Why the re-run? I actually have a copy of this one saved from 4 years back.

Then there’s this variation of the same joke theme: https://imgur.com/hvmdfV6.jpg

That said, I totally agree with the concept. Only man knows and shows evil.

I had a guinea pig that was loving and so happy to see me when I came home!

I’m sure he went to that good place!

Er, ah, puleeze….cats do not put up with us, really, we seem to cater to them.

That and they are the epitome of innocence. Humans? Not so much….not at all.

In a sense, all people who enter (also) get in with a free pass. Or more accurately – the price has been paid for them.

If the good die young, I must have been pretty bad. Make that terrible

The idea of pet heaven is nice. If you treated animals as you should have then they authorize your entry where you will be reunited for eternity.

Hey now, not worse than a lot of other afterlife mythologies out there.

“Hey Fido, I heard we can poop anywhere we want in this place”

Yep.

Sounds fair to me.

AMEN!!

“The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog.” Attributed to Mark Twain, among others.

Well, I find that a hopeful thought. I really do.

I hope it is true, one of my horses will be going Home some time soon…

Nice touch with the pet door in the pearly gate.

AMEN!

And, as usual, cat gets first place in line. They expect no less.

Domestic animals – cats, dogs, cows, horses – are sermons in faith we could never equal. They always trust us to feed them, shelter them, and for Heaven’s sake, not harm them. There is a Special Place for people who mistreat animals.

But…but…but…how about the people who pout up with cats? ( she says while kitty knocks everything off the piano to get her attention).

“My goal in life is to be a person as good as my dog already thinks I am” (unknown attribution).

I just love how Wiley Miller gets it right when it comes to our furry friends!

I loved this after all the nightmarish comments on very piece of news today. Then I come here to compliment it and here are all the cat haters. Thanks. I was almost happy for a minute there. If only all the spewers of ugly would SHUT. UP.

Check out the book “Will My Pet Go To Heaven?” by Steve Wohlberg.

I’ve put up with cats my entire life…

Amen

putting up with being catered to hand and foot for a lifetime… yeah, that certainly deserves a reward

and they don’t deserve to have to keep doing so…although if there are no dogs where ever we ‘go’ I don’t want to be there without them (and my cats)

I’m convinced Heaven is vacant. Except for dogs and cats. And an iguana or two.

I have too many friends on the other side of the Rainbow Bridge.

what really happens for cats -

https://www.webtoons.com/en/comedy/adventures-of-god/ep-41-ashleys-cat/viewer?title_no=853&episode_no=41

Works for me.

YES! I knew it! When I was 10, that was the only solace when my beloved Ginger passed on my 10th birthday! She was an awesome “All American Mutt”.

All dogs go to heaven. Everyone knows that/

amen

cats too

We’ll take care of your pets. Bring them to the veterinary office of Drs. Dogg and Katz.

Agreed, Wiley ♥♥

All dogs go to Heaven because all dogs are good They are angels in fur coats.

Mark Twain also said, “ Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”

This is my favorite. It still brings a lump to my throat:

https://www.gocomics.com/nonsequitur/2018/07/01

This is the best Wiley comic I have ever seen!

I have put up with bossy dogs all my life.

Every dog and cat that didn’t maul its owner when said owner dressed it in a silly costume — even something like an antler headband or sunglasses — deserves Heaven.