Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 21, 2021

Where there’s a will there’s a way.

Give the fluffy bunnies guns so they can protect themselves.

What are those cute stuffed fluffy bunnies stuffed with? Concrete? Nails?

. . . and they just replaced QAnon with CutieAnon.

so sadfully absolute human.

Are any of those fluffy bunnies associated with a wizard called “Tim”?

Energizer Bunny once took on D’arth Vader

p.s. everything is a weapon

Is that crewman saluting with his left hand or slapping his forehead?

You want to stop violence? A ray that removes attackers’ weapons and clothing. Self consciousness will do the rest.

And here I was afraid of the deaths caused by suffocation because of people buried under mountains of stuffed fluffy-bunnies.

Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

We don’t have a gun problem, we have an idiot problem

Man makes and uses tools.

Tools neither make nor use men (not yet).

They were senseless BEFORE. How can you TELL?

When Cute Stuffed Fluffy-Bunnies are outlawed, only Idiots will have Cute Stuffed Fluffy-Bunnies.

WW3 will be fought with cute stuffed fluffy bunnies. WW4 will be fought with sticks and rocks.

Wee arr dumed.

Now it’s more like a Pillow Fight.

Silly people. Little do they know that these cute stuffed fluffy bunnies will come to great use during lockdown shortages.

Where there’s a will there’s a stuffed fluffy bunny!

Anything can be a weapon, pick up a stone and rock ’em to sleep.

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I could say something, but it would probably start a “flame war” in the comments, so I’ll desist.

Oh, forgot to say, getting rid of weapons won’t make people more civil. Teaching and supporting civility rather than polarization and division would be a better approach.

So many of mankind’s inventions were motivated by the desire to make war. E.G. the machinery used to make cylinders for the first engines were originally designed to bore cannon barrels. Consider also canned food, devised to feed armies. And of course, rocketry. The list goes on.

I think Doc has a point here. I mean, how long could two people go at it with stuffed animals before someone starts to giggle?

It’s a hare-raising situation…

I am getting a government defense research grant for effectively manufacturing weaponized fluffy stuffed bunnies.

The Organians forced the Klingon Empire and the Federation to negotiate a treaty by making weapons control interfaces too hot to touch.

There are few things sadder than weaponized plush animals.

Sure hope they’re not using Beanie Babies. Those things are valuable.

Pretty sure the senseless started way before the stuffed bunnies.

“Childhood’s End” by Arthur Clarke.

Back to the old drawing board.

It all started with fists, sticks and stones.

Left-handed salute?

Dr. Mel never fails to bring the weird! BWAAHHHahahahah!

Well, you win some, you lose some.

Am I the only one who finds it odd that Dr. Mel already had this set up and only had to press a button?

nuke them all !

If you can’t fight with the weapon you want, fight with the one you’re with.

Be VERY afraid when Dr. Mel says “I have a solution.”

There’s an excellent YouTube channel named Casually Comics that does current and past comic book videos, and she did one about a Silver Age comic called Superman’s Girlfriend Lois Lane (basically, the series is a massive hoot where she marries like 80% of the DC universe at some point because the 1950s and 60s women can’t be anything progressive at all). Anyway, the story in one is that Lex Luthor gets his brain “corrected” by aliens and becomes a great scientist who uses what happened to him to construct a ray that “corrects” everyone on Earth so we get world peace. Superman retires with Lana Lang while Lex marries Lois.

I have this image of giant stuffed bunnies the size of ICBMs being tipped over onto roving bands of rioters …

Aaaaaand, we’ve just been invaded!

I’ve known some really Vicious cute stuffed fluffy-bunnies.

There is nothing more dangerous than Little Fuzzy Animals with Big Sharp Teeth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48pnuZkFluc

Sticks and stones may break my bones….until someone re-invents the spear.

All the fighting on Earth will stop long enough for us to defend ourselves against Dirk Raider and the other aliens who are going to take advantage of this situation.

And shoving them down each others’ throats, and smothering each other with them. Man’s ingenuity knows no bounds.