Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 26, 2021

Dirk has a rye sense of humor

And Brewster gets a plate with a steaming hot missile on it. It was very good, with mustard. All right, geniuses, guess what that’s from.

Wow, Algolei I! You predicted this exactly on Monday!

Ham sandwiches have zero shelf life when exposed to vacuum!

How will Dirk Muster(d) the response?

Day old egg salad sandwiches. Arrrrgh!!! They are using biological weapons!

To Launch your Lunch could bring up another meaning.

They are lucky Brewster didn’t launch the torpedo sandwiches.

Seagoon:Gad, I’ll teach them to fire the afters before we’ve fired the main course. Men, load all guns with roast turkey. With the parson’s nose outwards!

Moriarty:Sapristi you devil! With the parson’s nose outwards! If you hit him with those he’ll go to the bottom!

Damn the ham sammiches! Full speed ahead!

“Baby, we’ll just have to have a ham sandwich instead!”

Nothing is better than eternal happiness.

A ham sandwich is better than nothing.

Therefore, a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness.

It is always a good thing when enemies break bread together. A sign of peace.

Oh no, we’re being swarmed by Brewster’s space chips! What a crumby way to go.

He has been demoted (or promoted) to a Colonel (Mustard.)

Should’ve used liver pate’ and onion sandwiches…

It could have been a grilled cheese. Egads! We’re toast.

Well, they say an army travels on its stomach…

Swiss or smoked Gouda?

Attacked by ham? That ain’t kosher!

The purpose of the attack is to clog their arteries.

I thought Brewster might try to spam them.

that’s not kosher

All buttons on the Wonkavator go.

i hate to think what’s happening in the cafeteria!

Activate the Mayo-ray gun