Herman by Jim Unger for March 11, 2021

She will lick you to death.

If those little rat-dogs decide to get all bitey, they can be trouble.

It’s always the little ones, with a chip on their shoulder. When they cock their head to one side and look at your ankles, that’s the time to execute your best placekick.

Mail guy has been there before.

Don’t let the little ones get a running jump. Once they latch onto the jugular….

My friend’s dog is called Tinker Bell, that should provide a hint on size.

Yeah, I hear that it’s a horrible album

But when LuLu sings “To Sir With Love” …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTapoA5RQyo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PT5OmavfOWg

BIG trouble often comes in small packages!

Hmmmmm

My sister had a Chihuahua/Toy Terrier mix that jumped onto a visiting friends lap, stood for a few seconds and jumped down. She had left a wet greeting.

“So your a postman, are there many dogs on your route?”

“Just one, but she’s a Lulu!”

He’s standing there worrying about the dog, Lulu is the home owner.

That’s little Bitsy. Lulu is a mastiff who is Bitsy’s best friend…

Oh-oh! Lulu’s back in town!

Ankle biters can hurt more than a bite in the butt.

She’ll lick your ankle.

Actually, Lulu is the owner. The dog is Brutus.

Lulu is the Woman of the House, not a dog.

She’s Hell on wheels!!!

They fly like a football when kicked briskly.

She’s a real Lulu!

It ain’t the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

Does your dog bite?

Big surprises come in little packages.

Death from the ankles down!

“You know you make me wanna shout”. ;-)

Watch you ankles!

Tiny little animals,

Cute fuzzy animals,

WITH BIG, SHARP TEETH!

Terror comes in small packages, too!

But if you time your kick correctly you can get some good yardage with one!