Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 16, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    That would make tree climbing a whole lot easier.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 3 years ago

    Or sharp fangs.

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    codycab  over 3 years ago

    Which life are you referring to, Calvin?

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    Is it really the embryo’s fault fault to make you who you are?

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Like a sloth.

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    Algolei I  over 3 years ago

    He just hasn’t tried hard enough yet!

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Ow GAD yes. The THINGS WE COULD do if we had opposable toes. Though a lot of that would have to wait until we start living in microgravity.

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    alaskajohn1  over 3 years ago

    And the places we could go! Apologies, Dr Seuss.

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    Farside99  over 3 years ago

    …and maybe a prehensile tail, while I’m at it.

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    Deleted Account2623  over 3 years ago

    I have a lot of regrets.

    For one thing, I regret not getting more Lego Bionicle sets when they still made them

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    That’s another tale…tail.

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    KR  over 3 years ago

    Wow, that’s exactly the thought I got when I was 8!!!

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    Carolyn Saunders  over 3 years ago

    and Hobbes looks confused/surprised

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    rentier  over 3 years ago

    I have one regret too. It’s only one, but that is heavy, I regret it really!!

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    !!ǝlɐ⅁  over 3 years ago

    But, Calvin, were you ever presented that as a choice?

    ‘Opposable toes? ( ) Yes ( ) No’

    Okay, then it might have been chosen by your mother. No wonder that she hasn’t benefitted fom it!!

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    dcdete.  over 3 years ago

    My one regret when I was 8 wasn’t that, but I regretted that I couldn’t wiggle my ears like the guy on Laurel and Hardy could. I still don’t know how Stan Laurel could wiggle his ears.

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    Calvinist1966  over 3 years ago

    Calvin shows a very positive outlook to his life in today’s strip. In some other strips, he is very negative about his life. Bill Watterson has said that Calvin largely reflects his own immature side but his immature side obviously has a positive and a negative side.

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    tremaine53  over 3 years ago

    Because then you’d be able to do homework with your feet.

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    SamT53  over 3 years ago

    One can only have a regret for an action or inaction, so it’s all good for you, Calvin.

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Then dad would have got you from the zoo instead of K-Mart.

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    bittenbyknittin  over 3 years ago

    I’d like a third arm….

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Only one, Calvin?

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    dflak  over 3 years ago

    I have prehensile toes. Does that count?

    Yes, they do come in handy or is that footsy?

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 3 years ago

    “Regrets, I’ve had a few…”

    - Frank Sinatra

    He never mentioned opposable toes.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I’m thinking you were but you lost that like you lost the vestigial tail. I’ve seen you monkeying around quite a bit.

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    bbenoit  over 3 years ago

    It’s just a matter of practice, Calvin.

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    SHEEP on gocomics!   over 3 years ago

    I wish I had opposable hooves*

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    cpiller Premium Member over 3 years ago

    No regrets for “the noodle incident”?

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    mourdac Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Wings.

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    TSRaman  over 3 years ago

    How about a prehensile tail?

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    gantech  over 3 years ago

    That would be mo.

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    david_42  over 3 years ago

    I think opposable toes would make walking somewhat more difficult.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 3 years ago

    Now THAT would be great.

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    AJ2016  over 3 years ago

    You Calvin, now that you mention it…

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    VegaAlopex  over 3 years ago

    Opposable toes? They’re called halluces. How would you walk if there were opposable?

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    Calvins Brother  over 3 years ago

    Calvin you’re already a Primate, just not a tree swinger.

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    dougsathome  over 3 years ago

    Unfortunately, his toes were opposed to that idea.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    Mostly, I regret not having a prehensile tail.

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    This is something I still regret at 74. I can pick up small objects with my feet but I can’t touch type or play the saxophone with them. A friend of mine can pick up a tennis ball with his feet.

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    locake  over 3 years ago

    His Mom and Dad have one regret too. It’s a huge regret.

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    Ricky Bennett  over 3 years ago

    I’ve been monkeying around with that idea too…

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    anomaly  over 3 years ago

    There was a choice? I didn’t see that option on the list.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
    Hey – at least you got 5 toes!
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    Spiffy  over 3 years ago

    Wouldn’t that be “opposable market piggies?”

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