Frank and Ernest by Thaves for April 03, 2021

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    suv2000  over 3 years ago

    It won’t then I need to take Pizza in on speed dial

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    Parking meters tell you your weight, too?

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    But it’s a tasty way to fool yourself.

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    Zykoic  over 3 years ago

    I can’t stand those crossing signal that talk. Always saying “Weight, weight, weight….” Damnit, I am working on it!

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Frank’s thinking was wrong. Ernie’s thinking was correct.

    Nothin’ can work magically as Frank thought. Somethin’ else might.

    No, wait, let me be frank, Frank’s weight will probably not change for anythin’.

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    uniquename  over 3 years ago

    He’s Sicilian style. Square and thick.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Imagine if he lived in Chicagoland?

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    carlosrivers  over 3 years ago

    If you break the crust apart, all the calories fall out…

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    walstib Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Next he should try Slim Jim’s for lunch.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 3 years ago

    How about pizza and a Slimfast shake?

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A Big Mac, large fries, apple pie, and a Diet Coke.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Seriously, you mean that…..

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    B UTTONS  over 3 years ago

    Seriously Frank, you’re not going to be a thin crust type of guy when you’ve been a stuff crust most of your life.

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    Thin crust has fewer calories, so although it won’t make you thin, it will slow down the rate you gain weight. That’s my theory and I am sticking to it.

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    WoodenNickel1  over 3 years ago

    The Cadbury Bunny and Christopher Lambert are going to split a pizza, Chris O’Donnell.

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