Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for April 22, 2021

Prototype of the platypus?

Udderly ridiculous.

Looks more like he’s been smoking something rather than writer’s block.

After a six day work week, we’re all feeling a little… WHoo Whoo!

SEE, was creationism all along!

On the eighth day… chimeras!

Just make it taste good and everything will be fine.

Adam: Yeah, we’re good with this.

God: Are you sure? Let me just tweak it—

Eve: No, no, we’re good. We’ve got an Instant Pot, we’re good.

My cousin who owns a horse ranch in Virginia, always has several dogs. They look like God saying, “Well, I made all the other breeds; what am I going to do with all these spare parts?”

the platypus.

It’s called a thingamajig, or what’s his name!

“But tomorrow’s my day off…”

So, looking at the artwork, god is really Gary Larson?

I don’t know what it is supposed to be but I’ll bet it’ll cook up just fine on my BBQ.

prototype platypus?

That’s what happens when the continents are taken in alphabetical order; you get Australia.

Ahh…the platypus finally explained

“But I just made it nocturnal!”

Just leave it as is. It’ll drive that Darwin guy nuts.

Call it “beta” and turn it loose.

Should have been said before day 6.

Next up, the platypus.

Like a platypus; it’s everything left over put together as an animal.

First draft of a platypus