Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 01, 2021

The creators of apprehension want a word with you.

lol

No pun today. 1st of May is a good day for a neologism.

OK. I really like this. Lets do it for “refund” too: “Prefund”. Yay!

Or how about “remark” or “rebuild”. Dang, there are a LOT of great ideas out there…

I know that I will regret drinking another beer but I’m going to drink it anyways.

hopefully, Pig

Before Pig was born, was he pretarded?

(F PC)

Ironic. I finally got around to watching Minority Report tonight, though I read the book years ago.

Or you can become a narcissist like Rat so that you do not have any regrets afterward or beforehand.

Hey, he’s got my vote.

Leave the grets alone and they won’t become regrets.

I believe it’s called a conscious.

Uh…start thinking ahead before you act? ;D

It’s called conscience and Someone else has already invented it.

the p is silent in hindsight

The Egrets may resent this intrusion into their Public Relations efforts!

I pregret that I is going to procrastinate tomorrow too.

I always have pregrets… every single day while the browser is opening PBS, I feel the pregret. Why? Whyyyyy???? :D

That kind of regret already exists and has a name. It’s called a “conscience”, and it tells you when the thing you’re about to do is wrong. Problem is that many people never pay attention to it.

We all possess a sense of “pregret”…it’s called a “moral compass”

If only I knew then what I know now!!!

The best thing you can do is move forward.

This is where " THINK before you do something" comes into play"! No royalties, PIG, for bad behavior….sorry!

The Catholic church called them indulgences.

QUALMS

The closest Pig will get to “royalties” will be eating at Burger King &/or Dairy Queen!

100th like!

Shame vs. guilt.

Pregrets, I had a few, but then again, too few to mention.

It’s called “thinking”.

I’m not sure that’s how life works, but OK.

I pregret to say your hopes are going to be dashed, Pig.

Trademark that one quick Pig. If Tyra Banks can trademark smeyes you can take this one.

Pig, just drink some cactus juice, forget about your troubles, and worship the Friendly Mushroom Cloud.

Pregret? That can be easily taken out of context.

The Soviet Navy set out in hot pursuit, but the Pred October had already arrived in America.

I don’t have regrets. I gret once, and that’s it.

It’s called “worry”. I’ll take 10%…

Best misspelling in a tattoo, “No Regerts”.

Pig just preconceived an idea…

You’re not allowed to regret anything you plan to regret in advance.

gotta love pearls

It used to be called a conscience, but Social Media killed that off.

A public relations fowl- a PR Egret.

No pregerts.

Finally, Pig shows some initiative.

Cool word for a trained conscience

If only the governor of Illinois would experience this…it’s called a conscience.

Pigret. Of course.

I love, more than I can say, the ink blots that show increasingly on Pig’s face whenever he writes.

Isn’t that called a conscience?

Je ne regrette rien.

I need this desperately

Pig; it’s called angst. Sorry!

Like voting……

The idea is preposterous.

https://www.gocomics.com/frazz/2013/12/03

Don’t get your hopes up, Pig. Someone has probably used it already….

Reminds me of the time Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory invented a time between afternoon and evening: Prevening.

I pregret there will be no pun today, but I shall prejoy tomorrow’s instead.

They are actively trying to get this into the dictionary. EveryLittleThing podcast had this word as top three, but they eventually voted Nibling (a gender neutral word for niece or nephew) as favorite.

Personally, I like pregret better!

Genius!!

A conscientious pessimist

I call it foresight.