Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 03, 2021

Red wine at night, she’s in for delight.

Red wine at morning, wedding bells warning.

That’s because you don’t let her sleep at night.

“Hey” said the wine glass, “I could just as easily be jealous that you’re who she sees in the morning.”

You know you had too much drinks when your coffee mug catches you red wine handed.

You’re just a workhorse, coffee. You’re no fun at parties.

If it was for Al at night, I wouldn’t need you Maxwell in the morning.

“You tend to keep me up all night. He actually helps me get to sleep.”

Oh, just stop wining!

Any port in a storm.

You’re too wired up, Joe. No wonder she goes for someone more chill in the evening.

In the morning the glass will be whining.

Stop whin-ing

Ha ha! Lol!

Just wait ’til she brings out the Bourbon.

Caught red handed : > ]

“Have some madeira, m’dear:

I’ve got a small cask of it here.

And once it’s been opened you know it won’t keep.

Do finish it up, it will help you to sleep."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPk0xgHqQ4M

3-foot tall talking drinkware tells me she’s seeing someone entirely different during the day.

Always whining

Can’t say I blame her.

i just like this i dont drink coffee or wine either

If he got arrested, he’d probably look like that in his mugshot.

love the size of the wine glass

uh huh