I once had a cat like that – a large Burmese/Siamese cross – who would rather bite or scratch you, than look at you.
I got him from his previous owner because, for some perverse reason, he liked me … and I’m not a cat lover! He adored big dogs, terrorized smaller ones, and ignored other cats, and generally disliked most humans.
Well it took a couple days to bring this around. I was loosing interest in story and thought it was kind of dumb. BUT this last one was a dandy and worth the wait. LOL.
allen@home over 3 years ago
I’m not a cat person. But you did good Muffin real good. Showed that con artist whos the boss.
GROG Premium Member over 3 years ago
At least now he has his answer.
eromlig over 3 years ago
That psychic definitely does not speak cat.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Hah. Didn’t see THAT coming. Thanks for the chuckle!
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
“What a marroon, what a ingnoramious!!”
(With thanks to Bugs Bunny and Mel Blanc)
Straker UFO over 3 years ago
Okay, now THAT’S funny.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
good try, Winthrop
scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Muffin is no fool !
wiatr over 3 years ago
Muffin believes that she doesn’t need to share her personal information.
The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago
Now, I guess we will never know.
Lightpainter over 3 years ago
Muffin knew he was a quack.
Daniel Verburg over 3 years ago
Some dollars through the drain !
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Good that a cat came through to show the truth!
rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago
Maybe he’ll just leave and forget that he’d wanted to be paid. He was paid all right.
kelloggs2066 over 3 years ago
It’s “Experts” like this guy who tell people“Dogs don’t like hugs.”
hackerdawn Premium Member over 3 years ago
THE CAT MUST KNOW A CON MAN WHEN SHE SEE’S ONE. GO MUFFIN
MayCauseBurns over 3 years ago
Move the cat first.
The Joke Explainer Premium Member over 3 years ago
A friend hired a pet psychic. She was almost as worthless and I think charged $60 for the session.
iggyman over 3 years ago
Karma is a bear, fellow! Good girl, Muffin!
Breadboard over 3 years ago
You can’t always get what you want ……
stairsteppublishing over 3 years ago
Stupid psychic. Obviously he doesn’t know cats.
wtepps over 3 years ago
Am I the only one that saw the double entendre’? He’s on his knees, talking to a cat named Muffin, sitting in her lap.
Pgalden1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Way to go Muffin…
Grace Premium Member over 3 years ago
Best belly laugh in a while :)
jagedlo over 3 years ago
THANK YOU, MUFFIN!
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Cats present an enigma to most of us. Only they know what they are thinking.
retiredgezzer over 3 years ago
LOL, love it.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
In the asking is the answer.
Grace Premium Member over 3 years ago
Muffin doesn’t like her name either so she’s making it clear to the psychic? :)
jslabotnik over 3 years ago
All the psychic’s other appointments for today are canceled due to unforeseen circumstances.
mrsdonaldson over 3 years ago
But that actually answered his question…
ANIMAL over 3 years ago
EXCELLENT
monya_43 over 3 years ago
Muffin is the smartest one of the bunch. And she’s all “Get out of my face!” He had it coming.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Muffin isn’t having any of this malarkey! LOL
6foot6 over 3 years ago
One would think the Psychic would have seen that coming. I know I did when they were talking about Roscoe not wanting to be alone with the cat.
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago
Muffin is very good at expressing her opinion.
KEA over 3 years ago
that was predictable
ihb555 over 3 years ago
Looking for the comic where Opal tells Roscoe can’t sleep in room because he drinks water from her bathroom cup. Thanks
Bookworm over 3 years ago
Three humans, one dog, and one cat. And the smartest one in the room is the cat. No wonder the Egyptians worshipped cats. . . .
zeexenon over 3 years ago
THE END!!!
kab2rb over 3 years ago
Hope he learned from that with cats.
Jogger2 over 3 years ago
“What did Muffin say?”“Get out of here, you fraud, you charlatan.”
Linguist over 3 years ago
I once had a cat like that – a large Burmese/Siamese cross – who would rather bite or scratch you, than look at you.
I got him from his previous owner because, for some perverse reason, he liked me … and I’m not a cat lover! He adored big dogs, terrorized smaller ones, and ignored other cats, and generally disliked most humans.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Muffin is not a push over!!!
EuroHomer over 3 years ago
Question answered
ST Joe River over 3 years ago
Well it took a couple days to bring this around. I was loosing interest in story and thought it was kind of dumb. BUT this last one was a dandy and worth the wait. LOL.
VickiP123 over 3 years ago
I saw that coming…lol!!! my Snickers would’ve taken his eyes too
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
I didn’t see it coming but it had a certain inevitability. Cats live in a completely different mental space.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 3 years ago
Cat body language is reasonably comprehensible.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
Muffin speaks quite eloquently, n’est-ce pas?
Steverino Premium Member over 3 years ago
His name is now Claude.
stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago
WTG Muffin!
cleokaya over 3 years ago
Perhaps a case of cat scratch fever could cause him to reconsider future interactions
donwestonmysteries over 3 years ago
Now we know why Roscoe hates being left alone with Muffin. Maybe he should be called Stud Muffin.
Ukko wilko over 3 years ago
First time I’ve agreed with Muffin.
Malcome1 over 3 years ago
Since when are psychologists mind readers?
fuzz3942 over 3 years ago
Love it. I had to laugh out loud.
w16521 over 3 years ago
I laughed outloud. One of the funniest Pickles in recent memory.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
If Rosco hates being left home with the cat why ask Muffin? Muffin doesn’t care anyway.
Charlie Fogwhistle over 3 years ago
I suspect the pet psychic is a bicycle rider.
Meowmocha over 3 years ago
Cat: Get your stupid face out of my personal space.
pbr50138 over 3 years ago
I guess his psychic powers are tuned into cats.