B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 25, 2021

Ohhh Grog, you poor sap.

" ’At’s-a spicey meat-a-ball! "

Does Grog even have arms? Has anyone seen so much as his hands?

Poor Grog…

Let’s see. Hungry, low, and low standards. Yup, fits OK.

Is this a bad case of “Dry Mouth”?

I think that I have a pretty good guess as well.

Cacti got your tongue, Grog?

So that little drink from the pool of wisdom may be followed by a chaser of club. No soda. Just club.

Grog likes a bit of salad from time to time.

Grog is certainly not spineless.

A friend of mine had a cat that kept shredding and eating her house plants, so gave her one of my cacti… the kind where you couldn’t see the plant for the spines.

The cat ate the cactus, too, spines and all… and with no apparent ill effects.

I bet it’s the last time he wants cactus milk….

Spice he could handle, ‘food’ with that kind of bite – not so much!

He thought it was a prickly pear.

Don’t keep us on pins and needles – who?

The needle(s) of suspicion certainly points there!

Desert, Dessert, Grog can’t spell… ㋡

he’s going to regret that for a long time

I have a type of cactus that doesn’t have thorns. For the first time since I’ve had these cacti, Squirrels are eating them! Why they decided to do this all of a sudden, I don’t know. However, I found that spraying a peppermint solution on and around the cacti, apparently has kept the squirrels away. I can’t say how it would work with Grog.

Yes, they’ve shown his arms many times before

If the shoe fits…. The Foo-Bird? Let’s not get into that.

just why

That one made me laugh pretty hard!