Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 11, 2023

“Deconstructionists.”

Merala: “When you speak to me, call me ‘your majesty’, not by my name! I am not your gf! Second, how dare you decide what should be these people’s sentence?! For this insolence, I sentence YOU to death!”

Must die eh. Okay then we will devices an extremely complicated and convoluted plan to kills them so that they will gets enough time to escapes outta here.

Tarzan suddenly discovers what Jane does while he is away from home.

O’Merala, Wendy O’Merala! It’s me O’Roke from Belfast High.

That’s an awesome shower cap you’re sporting Kemuru!

Tarzan said, hold my beer, I’ve got this one.

The Queen’s henchman is treacherous .

I was right!!! The queen is ugly and has a husky voice to boot! If she was beautiful she wouldn’t be wearing that veil to hide her hideous face!!! Who pays up here? I had a ten spot on that.

That’s RuPaul behind that veil and now Tarzxan and company will have to perform in a Drag Queen contest to avoid the boiling stew pot! Or, to could be dimwitted and hypnotized Betty in training to become the next evil ruler of Kohr? This all reads very familiar after the last story. I wonder if they also have a golden orb and snot-filled snoot?

Fan service….

“Wellll, that one can live a little while longer…”

Not really answering the question, Kemuru. She could see they were strangers.

“Who are these whom you bring, Kemuru?,” demanded a soft, alluringly husky voice from behind the veil. “And who is that tall, dark, handsome one with all the bulgy muscles? I think I shall keep him as one of my special playthings. You may kill the rest. At once.” The End. Then again, ERB was paid by the word…. ;-)

Ah, maybe another jungle princess to fall in love with Tarz.

It’s Betty!

Husky voice? Hmmm. Maybe it’s like “Well, I’m not dumb but I can’t understandWhy she walked like a woman but talked like a man”

To enforce such a law you would have to announce it. The announcement would have to include the location…..

Hmm, this resolves the story being a rehash of “Tarzan’s Quest” there wasn’t a queen in that story, the white savage bad guys there were (the Kavuru) were all males who captured young women to use their body parts as part of the formula for their “immortality pills”