Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for July 29, 2023

The “louse” of ill repute.

Yeah, killing his friends is definitely the way to win his heart…

Interesting flower. Audrey 2?

Hell hath no fury etc…. You should have fed him breakfast. You are old enough to have known that’s the way to a man’s heart. But being a spoilt brat I can in no way blame Tarzan for turning you down.

You’d have thought a woman that old would have learned patience.

Eh them monkeys has trained Tarzan well. He no trusts em fast womens!

If she hasn’t been happy with a long life, why does she want to live so long? As for Tarzan, maybe not love, but would a little jungle fling with a beautiful woman really hurt? That’s how James Bond and Captain James Kirk get women to betray their people and do anything these men want.

I guess she didn’t like his answer.

Okay, okay. I love you a little.

Tarzan is hinting there is a chance but it has only been an hour.

“Look, I AM amazing! You need an HOUR? It should only take a minute, a second, in the presence of my sleek, sexy, wonderfulness to sway you, Ape Man!”

Behold the diplomacy of Tarzan .

“He’s so cold, cold, cold, oh so cold” – a little Rolling Stones, with an adjustment

No-one rejects the queen that’s older than dirt!

Merala came on way too fast for married Tarzan (was this tale pre-Jane?) and now hell has no fury like a scorned, horney queen!

While in your arms… you could end this now, get your niece and leave.

Take one for the team, Tarzan, and bed her already.

Girl, Tarzan’s just saying you need to keep him with you a very long time.

Beautiful… and bat guano nuts. Poor Tarzan. The crazy ones go for him like ducks on a june bug.