Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for September 28, 2024

Kick back & have a “Molten” Ale as Tarzan vanquishes these losers.

I think Iv’e done the Karator, east of Java gag. If so, it was so long ago I can’t remember. And with that I’m going for breakfast. Swapping lava for Java. So to speak……

Well, at least she’s a Christian. I suspected pagan influence with all the lions and arenas.

Ah the old sacrifice at the volcano trick eh. Sure works every time.

Tarzan, who hoped to be thrown into the arena and kill more lions, exclaims: “What volcano?! What, are you short of lions?”

Don’t they only throw virgins into volcanos?

Don’t worry, Tarzan has a knife for that. So far, Tarzan 5, volcanoes 0.

Hey Nemone , say it don’t spray it .

Some furniture might be nice.

Uh, oh….Tarzanacus called hot-to-trot Nemone a “fool”, that can’t be good. What happened to Volthar…did he finally get away from this craziness only to be re-captured by those evil green croakers? That useless guy can’t catch a break!

“So you are going to let Tomos manipulate you?”

She said he couldn’t plead for her, not that he couldn’t save her.

“I have no reason to plead for Doria. She’s nowhere near as beautiful as you are.”

I’m looking forward to Tarzan jumping on the volcano’s back and stabbing it to death.