Pickles by Brian Crane for July 20, 2021

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    Mom’s right. Those aren’t expiration dates, they’re “best by” dates. And their purpose is twofold. The big one is to get people to discard and replace. The small one is to give people a pleasant experience when they use the product.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    Never thought of maple syrup to go bad and taste off-putting.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    He’s sweet and he waffles.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I use the – if it passes the smell test, then it’s OK to consume!! Exception would be for meat, dairy and poultry products!! Have been using it for years and I’m still alive and breathing!!

    (O _ O)

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    gbars70  over 3 years ago

    Don’t know if Earl ever had a ‘best before date’.

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    stillfickled Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That was uncalled for, Opal.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 3 years ago

    “…and it isn’t even a decade past its prime.”

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    Looneytunes65  over 3 years ago

    That goes both ways Opal.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I remember an Andre Norton juvenile that had as a subplot the idea that maple syrup doesn’t really expire (though as friend dcandmx notes above, it can go mouldy).

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    sandpiper  over 3 years ago

    Looks like daughter is getting nosy again. Ironic after the recent arc about setting boundaries. Guess it didn’t take.

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    Erichalfbee  over 3 years ago

    It wouldn’t get within a country mile of expiring in this house.

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    juicebruce  over 3 years ago

    Opal nice of you to keep Earl …. and the syrup !

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    mcjacobs  over 3 years ago

    Huh?

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Some people are like fine wine.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I just had some canned corned beef hash. Best by 2009! Tasted just fine. In 2008, I stocked up as I thought things would fall apart. Worked great for 2020 when they did! I had a few cans of tomato products leak, but for the most part not a problem at all. $81,000,000,000 of food a year is thrown away in this country and that should expire!!!!

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    pathamil  over 3 years ago

    Remember: “Best before” does not mean “bad after.”

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Don’t know if you noticed, Earl…you got cheap-shotted!

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So, when will it be time to toss Earl out? I’m hoping she means when he dies.

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pot, kettle…

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    joegeethree  over 3 years ago

    Thinking Earl’s “best by” date was 1975.

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    e.groves  over 3 years ago

    My best by date expired years ago.

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    tiprod1953  over 3 years ago

    Unfollowing today after a retry. For the same reason as before, I don’t like the edification of unwarranted insults and put downs (from nearly all characters). These only take away from positive relationships of spouses, parents, children, and friends.

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    mrsdonaldson  over 3 years ago

    I thought sugar didn’t go bad?

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    Tenner  over 3 years ago

    I am saying this for all the husbands of the world — ouch

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    D Ob-one B   over 3 years ago

    When I was a kid , nothing had expiration dates… if it tasted bad or looked bad … then you threw it out…

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    My Dad spent 18 months in a German prison camp. I think it really affected his tolerance for eating food that was way past date. Food a year past expiration, “Ah, there’s nothing wrong with that.”

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    MikeM_inMD  over 3 years ago

    Hey! I resemble that remark!

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    The Reader Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Both are old and seldom used.

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    wirepunchr  over 3 years ago

    Salt (even as old as the deposits are) have best by dates.

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    RickMcdermott  over 3 years ago

    Priceless

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    hk Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I know some folks that constantly look at dates and throw so much away. They don’t even do left overs, they are so paranoid. What a waste of money. They never have anything in their pantry. The pandemic hit and they were in trouble, no daily trips to stores or buying prepared meals. Hurricane hit and they almost went into a panic. We have enough food to last at least 6 months and we rotate them for the hurricane season. Some gets old but we are smart enough to know that if the can bulges, the food smells bad or has little things growing on it, not to eat it. We don’t need a greedy manufacturer or stupid government to tell us what to eat. Over 70 and going strong.

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    tremaine53  over 3 years ago

    “Today’s hostile dig by Opal is brought to you by…. Aunt Jemima pancake syrup!”

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    KEA  over 3 years ago

    ooh, nasty

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Pearl ain’t no spring chicken either.

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    Cathy P.  over 3 years ago

    There are “sell by” dates, “use by” dates, and “best by” dates. Mostly I ignore them all. Milk is the only one I check when I buy. I have a box of Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies in my fridge that is at least 20 yrs. old. Still crispy, still tastes the same as when it was new. I eat one every 2-3 years. It’s practically a family heirloom by now!

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    Cactus-Pete  over 3 years ago

    “Best by” date is not an expiration date. Maple syrup, like honey, doesn’t go bad. And do they really spend the money to get real maple syrup?

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    donwestonmysteries  over 3 years ago

    Stayed at my son’s in-laws house while looking for a house in Albuquerque, she was in Portland for a while. She had condiments dating back to 2013. We threw them out and replaced them for her.

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    And taste is about 80% olfactory.

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    paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago

    When my wife asks me if I think a food product is still good, I tell her, “Well, if it didn’t get up and walk away by itself, then it’s fine.”

    Glad to see so many people here who are aware that best by/sell by/use by dates are not the best way to judge food quality.

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    w16521  over 3 years ago

    Well Opal you are very much past your prime too!

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    JP Steve Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I had a co-worker who wouldn’t touch a carton of milk if it was even close to it’s expiry date. On the other hand, she could not understand how a carton of milk could go bad before it’s expiry date just because it was left out on the counter over a long weekend…

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