Strange Brew by John Deering for July 13, 2021

4H club?

At the track, I’d imagine.

It was a Disney movie.

They mentioned something about cross-breeding!!

On the internet?

In the middle?

It was at the party of the centaury!

♫♪ They partied like it’s BC99 ♪♫

My father was a real stud, you see, and my mère couldn’t control herself..

Stable, stall 3.

“Well they met on eHarmony: Narnia Edition…”

He was horsing around and she was well……..

Drunk at a frat party…

At a rodeo,

Once upon a time, in a stable far, far away….

Snort!

Alien cross breeding as cruel joke. That crew were later reassigned.

They were both working for the Centaur for Disease Control.

They were horsing around.

According to a rather foggy myth, the centaurs mother was Nephele, a cloud.

Animal Husbandry 101 at Texas A&M.

I would really fly away, little fairy…

At a Love Spring in Xanth.

“My mom was Catherine the Great.”

on an archery range. They were both Sagittarians.

Says the girl with the insect wings.

“Dad rode Mom to victory in a race. Afterward they celebrated.”

At a polo match.

Mom was stalling, but dad whinnied her over.

My Uncle Bojack introduced them.