Herman by Jim Unger for July 30, 2021

…I hear you knocking, but you can’t come in…

…and call the locksmith.

Forgot your key again?

♪ Somebody’s knockin’

Should I let him in?

Lord, it’s the devil

Would you look at him? ♫

“My hearing aid battery must be dead.”

“You don’t wear a hearing aid.”

“See?”

Tried hard not to.

You went away and left me long time ago, And now you’re knocking on my door

I hear you knocking But you can’t come inI hear you knockingGo back where you’ve been

Couldn’t you hear me trying to ignore you?

Knock 3 times on the ceiling

“Knock! Knock! Knock! Open the door, Richard!”

Maybe he thought it was her job to answer the door. I used to work with a woman whose husband never answered the phone; that was her job.

She got locked out one time and called the house, but he didn’t pick up. She finally had to go to his brother’s home to get him to open the door for her. Yes, her husband knew she wasn’t home, but what difference did that make?

Dude, you’re going to be wearing that door in a few seconds.

Dave’s not here.

Your wife is yelling at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door.

Which one do you let in?

The dog because he’ll shut up after you let him in!

He couldn’t hear you talking either.

Time for hearing aids…..

He was busy answering the telephone because of the ringing in his ears.

She must have been knocking with her foot!

Cue the music: “I hear you knocking -but you can’t come in”

Knock knock.“who’s there?”…“Uri”…“Uri who ?”…“Uri DEADMAN!”

…when you KNOW your hearing is going out…

I know a few football teams …

Here’s Janie!