Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 07, 2021

more accurate

Look at the bright side, Wiz: You won’t need toilet paper anymore

Oh, what a tangled web we FLORP, when first we practice to deceive!

You won’t want to catch anything in that thing.

Well, now we know what the Wizard wears under his robes.

But just when you got use it for your best advantage

Those aren’t flies caught in the web.

Will he get stuck to the toilet seat every time he takes a dump?

Oh my goodness!

Just like Homer Simpson

And this is one out of 500 reasons I would never like to be bitten by a (radioactive) spider

Oh, Wiz. You need a keeper.

Spiderfart … superhero of older men :)

The sound effect is interesting.

Now there’s a “What If” scenario that Marvel Comics never touched.

How do we know the same thing doesn’t happen to Peter? The writers are just too polite to show off that particular aspect.

At least the whip scorpions in Texas can fling acid out of their behinds!

Web shooter on your butt?

He was “starting to feel something” – It’s like his spidey-sense.

I’m sensing another Spiderman reboot (or rebutt).

Visible wind, just what you could do with….

My grandson would love to have that superpower!

crude

ROFL

“Pull my finger!” said the Web Slinger.

You know the spider sometimes eats the web.

Well that is biologically correct. Real spiders don’t spin their webs from their arms and legs!

lol

Probably don’t want to see what happens when he sneezes, either!

Can you imagine the poor villain who gets caught in that? Which would be worse, getting caught in the webbing or the smell of said web?

Gonna make it hard to leave in the toilet what you left in the toilet.

Well, for an evil wizard, I suppose that is better than farting lightening or sunshine.

Wait till the wife dusts….

Gives new meaning to the phrase “Blow it out your A$$”

A more accurate version of Spider-Man. Heh heh heh.

With great powers comes great websponsibility, Wiz. You is websponsible for web design of Fink’s portal now.

SpidaLax.

Spider-Wiz, Spider-Wiz, does some things that Spider-Man can’t.

ka-florp

Just a guess but I don’t think the Wiz wears undies.

Dunno—in a pair of assless chaps, the wiz could become a terrifying new villain: Backshot! Or maybe Florp-Man!

The best thing along this line was a few years ago, on of peter capaldi’s Dr Who specials. He visits as child in NYC, by accident, who is interested in comic books, when guessing what super powers a man got bitten by a radioactive spider he guess things like “Hair loss? Radiation poisoning>?”

Didn’t Dilbert try this once?

Back in the day radiation would give any comic book character super powers when in real life it would be more likely to kill you.

Ah – so that is what a “Blork” sounds like when a web is involved…

HA!!! Didn’t see that coming.

That’s gonna clog up the toilet fast.

That’s going to make it hard to blame it on the dog from now on.

Could have some possibilities though……

Spider-Man, Spider-Man: Does whatever a spider can: Catches crooks, just like flies: Webs ’em up, eats their insides…

I Haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! hahaha

Spin your own depends.

Amen to that!

lol!!!

This could prove to be very useful if he ever learns to control it, but he must only use it for good, never evil.

And I thought hair in the shower drain was a problem!

More accurate deployment than the actual comic.

Reminiscent of an old “Far Side” comic…..

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/766808274043453676/

Hahahaha!

I’ve had this mental picture of Peter zipping across the city backwards…