Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 15, 2021

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    GSD Mom Premium Member over 3 years ago

    What? No hot chocolate? I guess I’ll have the hot dog, then.

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    RAGs  over 3 years ago

    I’d be afraid of the “hotdog”.

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    Le'letha Premium Member over 3 years ago

    But a captive audience is PRICELESS.

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    Sue Ellen  over 3 years ago

    Poizn? Something tells me the little ones have been watching those British Murder Mysteries along with the woman!

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    sugordon  over 3 years ago

    I think I’d stay away from that last item, ‘poizn’ They might want to take that one off the menu if they want return customers

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    deadheadzan  over 3 years ago

    I’ll have the bugz on the rocks with a poizn wafl for dessert! Thanks so much.

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    Colorado Expat  over 3 years ago

    Looks like the Woman’s knee is still tender, but I expect it’s coming along nicely.

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    face.less_b  over 3 years ago

    Is this Sam and Ella’s Cafe?

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    McColl34 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ah, the ever practical Elvis!

    But, in her position, if she wants rocks, it might be worth it to pay for them rather than to try to walk outside, bend down and pick them up.

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    Kitty Katz  over 3 years ago

    Sesame Street: C is for Cookie

    B is for Bugz, and that’s good enough for me

    H is for Hotdog, that’s good enough for me

    W is for Wafl, that’s good enough for me,

    And Poizn, Poizn, Poizn starts with P!

    …….

    Oh I’d like to order everything on the menu

    It all sounds so delicious

    But it all costs hundreds of dollars,

    Yes it all costs hundreds of dollars.

    And I think I’d like to order a cookie,

    Yes, I’d really like to order a cookie

    But it’s not on the list, so

    B is for Bugz, and that’s good enough for me,

    H is for Hotdog, that’s good enough for me,

    W is for Wafl, that’s good enough for w

    And Poizn, Poizn, Poizn starts with P!

    But what about the Rocks?

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    Olive O'Sudden  over 3 years ago

    You can always have rocks at home, so there’s nothing special about getting them in a restaurant. But if the bugs are fresh and it’s a farm-to-table kind of place, I’d definitely go for those.♥

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    I AM CARTOON LADY!  over 3 years ago

    Is the, WAFL, gluten free?

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    WelshRat Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Take the Poizn. It’s probably cough medicine.

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    Robin Harwood  over 3 years ago

    Normally I’d agree with Elvis, but this might just be one of the very few establishments that prepares rocks properly, so that they are cooked through (never eat them rare) and yet still tender, with just a little crispy crust. If so, hundreds of dollars would be reasonable.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Poizn? Seriously? Lemme outta here!

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    What, no stone soup?

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Pick your poizn. On the rocks.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    Poizn? Something’s fishy here.

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    What, no hot cross puns on the menu?

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    Lady Bri  over 3 years ago

    I would say don’t go for the poizn, but a little arsenic can go quite well with old lace. ;-)

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    cat19632001  over 3 years ago
    “But I’d like the wafl heated, and I don’t want the poizn on top, I want it on the side. And I’d like arsenic instead of cyanide if you have it. If not, then no poizn, just whipped cream, but only if it’s real. If it’s out of a can, then nothing.”
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    cat19632001  over 3 years ago

    I’ve heard this place is so exclusive, you have to call weeks in advance to get a table (or sofa).

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    Zoomer&Yeti  over 3 years ago

    At least there’s no SPAM on the menu! :-)

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    Jungle Empress  over 3 years ago

    I’ve been in a bad place lately and I really, really needed this. ❤

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    vfifi  over 3 years ago

    Catnip special?

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    rs0204 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Did any of you do play cooking? Of course, it was just my brother and me, so there weren’t any play food or kitchen toys to be had. However, the first real dish I prepared for my family was beef stew, with the recipe right out of the Better Homes & Gardens cookbook. The book had a red plaid cover and was really easy to follow, even for a 5th grader.

    Mom stepped in at the end to thicken the gravy, and that was when I learned you mix the corn starch and milk in a separate bowl and then pour the slurry into the stew slowly, so you don’t get lumps. Mom was a great cook.

    Recipe:

    1 ½ pound boneless beef stew meat, cut into 1-inch cubes

    2 tablespoons cooking oil

    4 cups water

    1 large onion, sliced

    2 cloves garlic, minced

    2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce

    1 teaspoon sugar

    ½ teaspoon salt

    6 whole cloves

    ¼ teaspoon pepper

    1 bay leaf

    ⅛ teaspoon ground allspice

    6 medium carrots, sliced into 3/4-inch chunks

    1 pound small white onions, peeled and halved

    4 medium potatoes, cut into 1-inch chunks

    1/4 cup corn starch

    2 cups milk

    Heat the oil in a large pot cook or deep saucepan. Add all the meat at once over medium-high heat for 15 to 20 minutes or until brown, stirring occasionally. Add the 4 cups water, sliced onion, garlic, Worcestershire sauce, sugar, salt, cloves, pepper, bay leaf, and allspice. Bring just to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer, covered, for 2 hours, stirring occasionally. (At this point, you put the British mystery show on the television to watch).

    Stir in carrots, halved onions, and potatoes. Return to boiling; reduce heat. Simmer, covered, about 30 minutes more or until meat and vegetables are tender, check with a fork. (At this point, first-guess who the murderer could be).

    In a separate bowl, combine the corn starch and milk and stir until there are no lumps of corn starch. Pour the slurry into the stew, constantly stirring while the gravy thickens. (Just like the plot of the mystery show).

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    The Pro from Dover  over 3 years ago

    Now that’s goooood eatin!

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    ElliottB.C.Rennie  over 3 years ago

    $100 dollar bugz is a great gourmet deal!

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    in-dubio-pro-rainbow  over 3 years ago

    Your menue says

    There’s bugz, not ice

    Some rocks, could fill

    My pain, your thrill

    I wanna eat that but I better not touch (don’t touch)

    I wanna hot dog, but my senses tell me to stop

    I wanna wafl but I want it too much (too much)

    I wanna taste it but your dips are an ominous poizn

    “What’s poizn?!” running through my brains

    I’d prefer a pack of grains

    My “south”, so hot

    I gasp, “I’m caught!”

    My skin, so wet

    Shoe lace, I ate

    Ya hear me calling and it’s needles and pins (and pins)

    My tummy hurts me just to hear me screaming bad names

    Not shoulda eaten it cause it’s stomach churning (deep in)

    I wanna taste it but your dips are an ominous poizn

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    diskus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Ive been to this place

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    Biskits  over 3 years ago

    What, Puck ate all the scarf? They already sold out??!

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Close your eyes and point at the list. What could go wrong?

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    hfelder7219  over 3 years ago

    There was a cartoon years ago ( anyone else remember Moon Mullins?) where they were in Hawaii. A boy asked “what is that dish?” His father replied “that’s poi, son” and everyone freaked out!

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    BarbaraKrooss  over 3 years ago

    …But are they organic? Vegan? gluten-free?

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    GaryCooper  over 3 years ago

    Based on the trendy menu, I think Boy and Girl Restaurant is destined for great success.

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    wintercollie  over 3 years ago

    ROCKy mountain oysters, Yum!

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    I hope the menu is printed on edible rice paper.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 3 years ago

    Leave a WAFL out long enough and you get free BUGZ!

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    anomalous4  over 3 years ago

    My mom puts raisins in her bread pudding. Dad (RIP) used to say it had “bugges” in it.

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member over 3 years ago

    The menu looks like it was written by a boy.

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    scaeva Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Are all you folks down south keeping your heads above water?

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    Queen of America  over 3 years ago

    My daughter was about that age when she played ‘restaurant’. She’d take our orders (mine and her grannies’) then bring us stuff from the cabinet. When she started to walk and get into things, we had a free-standing cabinet we used just for canned goods or things like bags of spaghetti – nothing she could drop and break. She’s 50 and I don’t remember having baby or child locks on anything.

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    scyphi26  over 3 years ago

    I’m thinking the hot dog might be the best choice here. Dunno what makes me think that.

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    misty  over 3 years ago

    Did you ever have to make up your mind?

    Pick out one – don’t leave your wallet behind

    It’s not often easy, at this place to dine

    Did you ever have to make up your mind?

    Did you ever have to finally decide?

    Say yes to hotdog and let bugz and wafls ride

    There’s so many choices, and things you must try

    Did you ever have to finally decide?

    - John Sebastian – Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind? – The Lovin’ Spoonful

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    Daeder  over 3 years ago

    “Can I get a rock smothered in poison?”

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    crash3289.  over 3 years ago

    OT:

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    AndrewSihler  over 3 years ago

    Is the wxfl fresh?

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    knight1192a  over 3 years ago

    Ummm, maybe it’s time to look for another play resturant. One that doesn’t have poizn (sounds a bit too much like poison if you ask me) on the menu and where the owners didn’t take lessons from Lucy van Pelt.

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    willie_mctell  over 3 years ago

    Bugz. Highly renewable source of protein and other important nutrients.

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    Mx Crazy Cat Person  over 3 years ago

    Thank you for your wisdom Elbiff.

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    Jayneknox  over 3 years ago

    Are the Bugz deep-fried and crispy?

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    harperdancer  over 3 years ago

    I’m guessing rocks or poizn are not usually the pre-furred choices of meow-ls in this paw-fectly adorable family.

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    SunflowerGirl100  over 3 years ago

    Can you pay the hundreds of dollars with Monopoly money?

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    I could do without rocks.

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    maggijoseph Premium Member over 3 years ago

    So that is what WXFL meant on the menu!

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    Catlover1029  over 3 years ago

    Don’t buy anything Woman! It’s a scam!

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    Aspen_Bell  over 3 years ago

    For a minute there I thought it said “WXFL”. I’d be willing to try that or at least listen to it.

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    comicfancat1  over 2 years ago

    HATE THIS RESTRAUNT LEAVING A BAD REVIEW !@#$-elvis

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    CoffeeKitty37  over 2 years ago

    Studies show that 60% of people born after 2005 choose “Poizn”!

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    -Thatguy2020  over 2 years ago

    Poizn

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    -Thatguy2020  about 2 years ago

    Gotta love that poizn

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