Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for October 17, 2021

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    willispate  about 3 years ago

    I didn’t know Gurus do these kinda things, behind the scenes.

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    Concretionist  about 3 years ago

    Since there’s only now, I’m gonna go get a beer RIGHT NOW !!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’m reminded of the bartender at the Overlook Hotel who served (and commiserated with) Jack Torrance in The Shining.

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    Superfrog  about 3 years ago

    Time is an illusion and half-time is meaningless.

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 3 years ago

    Not an NHL fan. Had to check the schedule.YUP. Being a Red Sox fan I’d expect Wiley to be a Patriots fan

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    Bilan  about 3 years ago

    Of course time is relative. Everyone knows that an hour-long football game lasts for a loooong time.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  about 3 years ago

    At first I thought he was going into a bathroom.

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    Enter.Name.Here  about 3 years ago

    “At halftime I’ll go out and instruct him to chant “OMMMMMMMM” for the next 2 hours. That’ll do it."

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    Imagine  about 3 years ago

    Hey, it’s a living.

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    KenDHoward1  about 3 years ago

    I figure ya can find more answers in your beer, watching a great game, than ya can askin’ someone else … ;)

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    sandpiper  about 3 years ago

    One should not look to closely into the lives of one’s icons and heroes.

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    cdward  about 3 years ago

    If I were to make extra time for myself, it would not be for that.

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    Zoturdley Premium Member about 3 years ago

    What, no mandates today. Sheesh. What will we do.

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    Pocosdad  about 3 years ago

    Nice little bit of planning by Wiley. The Pats play the Cowboys today.

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    Can't Sleep  about 3 years ago

    Without Brady? New England is toast. And I’m a Patriots fan.

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    Radish...   about 3 years ago

    Sports are not spiritual.

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    LawrenceS  about 3 years ago

    The legit ones don’t begin with, “Material possessions mean nothing, so sign them over to me.” Although one psychogogue (spiritual guide – basically the same as guru, except my dissertation advisor told me to use psychogogue and not guru in the thesis) advised selling everything and giving the money to the poor.

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    Masterskrain  about 3 years ago

    Remember, “Football Time” for men is the same as “Shopping Time” for women.

    The last “5 Minutes” of an N.F.L. Game is equal to the “Just 5 Minutes” that some women will spend picking up “just a few things” at the grocery store!

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    Kilrwat Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Interesting that these spiritual beings are fans of cheaters.

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    mindjob  about 3 years ago

    After all these years you’d think those gurus would get a promotion. But it looks like they are still drinking Bud.

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    Redd Panda  about 3 years ago

    Patriots … bunch a losers.

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    rick92040  about 3 years ago

    I wouldn’t bother watching the Patriots.

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    BRBurns1960  about 3 years ago

    Went to one of those “Chinese Acrobats” shows once. The person with me was very impressed, thought that Americans just couldn’t do those sort of things. The truth is that we can, we just frequently make other choices. Gurus are just people who have made different choices in life, they can do anything you can do just as much as you can do anything they can do.

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    potfarmer  about 3 years ago

    This is like a DJ putting on Stairway to Heaven or Bohemian Rapsody for a bathroom break.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Well, if he does it right, the pilgrim will get a nap out of it and the guru may win a fiver if he bets on the Patriots.

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    hawkeyec Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Wiley, you do the best strips every day; UR #1. I’ll be catching that game at 3:00 CDT along with you.

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    Dave M  about 3 years ago

    Patriots and Cowboys? Ew. If there was only a way for both teams to lose…

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    mwksix  about 3 years ago

    Hope that beer didn’t get warm in the mean"time"…

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    mistercatworks  about 3 years ago

    The tradition of the guru/mentor usually doesn’t involve a lot of waiting around. A good guru/mentor finds way to keep a seeker “training” by performing chores, shopping, quests, and agriculture.

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    procentrum  about 3 years ago

    obviously you haven’t seen the photos of Joel Osteen’s house

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    locake  about 3 years ago

    I’d bet on the Cowboys in that game.

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    diabloridr  about 3 years ago

    Which team would the guru pull for?

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    schaefer jim  about 3 years ago

    As a Patriots fan, reality will be a defeat for the underpowered Patriots. Fantasy is a win today by the Patriots.

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    Bruce1253  about 3 years ago

    In the words of another guru, “Paint fence. Long stroke up, Long stroke down.” – Karate Kid

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    txmystic  about 3 years ago

    Patriots vs Cowboys actually is scheduled for today at 4:35 EDT…

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Totally off topic but still relevant. “Every moment is a gift”… to accept & share with grit, grace, & gratitude! Easier said than done.. but worth the effort since ‘gift moments’ can be seconds away from the end of life to an unknown new beginning.

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    JenSolo02  about 3 years ago

    Go Pats!

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    Linguist  about 3 years ago

    My favorite NFL team is any team that beats the Cowboys. Go Pats!!

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 3 years ago

    Found on Google, dated 5/30/2009 (NBCSports.com:

    “The Dalai Lama spoke at Gillette Stadium on Saturday. On the same day that a storm knocked down the Cowboys’ indoor practice facility, prompting fears by Dallas fans that the event is a harbinger of doom, some Patriots fans think that the Dalai Lama’s decision to don a Pats hat is a sign that the franchise’s four-year championship drought might be coming to an end.”

    (For the record, the New Orleans Saints won the Super Bowl that season.)

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    keenanthelibrarian  about 3 years ago

    Not much point in getting old if you don’t get cunning.

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    Brian  Premium Member about 3 years ago

    As I read the strip, it’s mid-way through the 2nd with NE leading 14-10. I don’t like either team, but I hate the Pats a little less.

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    eastern.woods.metal  about 3 years ago

    Cowboys win in OT

    Want the Pats to win and Belichek to lose. How’s that for conflict

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    redbaron  about 3 years ago

    Does Wiley reside in either the Patriots home area or that of the Cowboys?

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    COL Crash  about 3 years ago

    A lot of folks jump to that foolish conclusion simply because Time has no substance in and of itself.

    What they are missing is that it’s essential to the framework that allows us to move and change.

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    198.23.5.11  about 3 years ago

    Hey,Guru,Brady’s gone and you’re watching a pack of losers.

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