Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 29, 2021

If we did well I take full responsibility, but if we did poorly it’s all your fault.

Typical of all bosses and CEOs.

That display board looks familiar. OH right, boss had it on his office wall. I didn’t bother to stay long. He made few good decisions so the successes were few and far between. Last I hears the company ceased to exist. Only good decision ( for him ) was to take the money

I know of several companies that have profit sharing. One neighbor received as much in his year end share as his total earnings for the year.

I’m not a success or a failure, I didn’t even show up.

Used to be the ‘big picture’ was a negative first. This one ends with one.

So what else is new??

Unfortunately, if justice is a Unicorn, then social justice is a Unicorn’s fart.

Sadly, there is no connection between “Me” (the Boss) and “You” (everyone else).

Yep, that sounds about right…

Yeah, that’s a successful company – still using charts instead of presentation software.

There’re three “you’s” missing. Downsizing?

Oh, bother! We just had this “discussion” on Pearly before Swine". . .

I’d love a job like that. I screw up everything, then to get rid of me, they have to give me a huge payment.

Know what’s funny? These corporations keep repeating the craziness.

I have a plan to motivate the top executives. ‘’If you fail, we’ll throw you out the boardroom window.’’

That all looks good on paper until the board fires the CEO and he has to pop that golden parachute. What a waste of money.

He got that chart from Trump Enterprises…

The PR Department should get cracking on covering up or, better yet, distorting all the failures and calling them successes. Even if the CEO is a drool bucket wearing dithering idiot, some people will buy it. Too many… Sad but true.

That’s why the fat cats at the top of major corporations always make the big bucks, because they work 100, 200, 500 times harder than the pawns at the bottom.

“Success has many fathers. Failure is an orphan.”

—modern rendering, after Tacitus, circa 100 AD

Corporations focus on profit statements (quarterly or annual).

Politicians focus on the next election (2 or 4 years away).

Unions focus on where their members’ next meals are coming from (weeks or months).

Religion ignores the present and focuses on the hereafter (eternity).

The only human enterprise that’s paying attention to the time frame where we’ll be spending most of our lives (and our children will be spending all of theirs) is science.

Ah, the wonderful life of a CEO.

Step 1-We tell everyone to work from home. Step 2-We tell them not to bother.

The guy on the end is checking help wanted ads

The Graph seems to be missing 3 “You” boxes.

Saw something this sometime back. Fun similar to Despair, Inc.’s stuff:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB9DioUQqEo

Sounds like the Republican Party’s way of discussing their performance!