Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 18, 2021

I don’t remember Phoebe correcting this announcer on her species.

Anyone else nominate Phoebe for “The causing an unnecessary scene award”?

Not making any friends here Phoebe. Rude guests are rarely repeat guests.

This reminds me of me on the Funtrivia website.

I’m always messaging corrections.

Yes, that SHOULD be a real thing.

Bad. Bad little human!

There’s always that one person…!

Phoebe! You’re ruining it!

So, are we done with “speckled finger-being”? I thought that was cute.

Unicorn: Hey, Whoopi Spoil-berg (calling Phoebe that)! Pipe down and let us do OUR award show!

They should pronounce that word “Hoo-mon” in a very haughty tone of voice.

She’s a shoo-in.

Yeah, the unicorns are really dropping the ball on this award show. Guess the sparkling spectacle is only for mundane stuff.

I nominate Phoebe for annoying delay of strip.

This is why awards ceremonies drag on forever.

That’s it, Phoebe, keep those unicorns in suspense…

Phoebe, you can’t tell unicorns how to do an awards show. They’re just as inclined to do them their own way as us humans are.

NEWSFLASH: I just got the latest Phoebe and her Unicorn book today – “Unicorn Playlist”. Available online or maybe at your local bookstore, if there are still such places.

Congrats,phoebe

Also, aren’t they supposed to say “the award goes to xxx” to avoid any hurt feelings for the non-winners?