Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 01, 2021

It’s apparently a good day to find a new girlfriend, too…

A second cup of something a little stronger than coffee?

MCU backstory for Crab Man

She didn’t panic and the crabs ignored her.

They certainly feel that way…

Make sure to thoroughly clean all the bedding. I remember back when I was in the Navy, that someone brought some crabs back and the whole berthing that he slept in, (85 sailors), had to be “treated” and cleaned.

Wow! Those must REALLY itch.

Remember, Wiz. With great powers comes great responsibility.

Cute little nippers…..

Poor woman. :D

“Radioactive Crabs”… BAND NAME!

The question is not if its a 2nd cup but rather is it a 2nd pot.

I was going to make a joke about certain ladies hanging around Chernobyl, but I don’t want to get banned.

Sometimes hobbies just get out of hand

My question is why there is a Refrigerator in Panel 1? I didn’t think those existed in the ID universe.

Every day calls for at least two cups of coffee at the beginning.

Reminds me of an old SNL sketch that featured giant mutant radioactive lobsters attacking the studio.

Marie had a “history”, and that’s what actually killed Pierre Curie. The street accident story was a cover-up.

If they bite him, will he become crabman ?

if that happened here, it would be more of a third pot day, cause almost everyone here drinks coffee.

Brainstorming session for Attack of the Crab Monsters.

This is great! Reminds me of Jon Arbuckle.

If they bite you, you get superpowers.

When isn’t it a second cup day when living with Wiz?

Sometimes the second cup is for greater awareness and sometimes it’s a delaying tactic. About 50/50 for me.

Wheeu not radioactive carbs

The best part of waking up, nuclear crab meat in your cup

I got the perfect names for them!“The Adolescent Radioactive Jiu-Jitsu Crabs!”

Experimenting with “gain of function” crabs. Probably a bad idea.

I agree!

Is the Wizard’s wife getting in touch with her inner Gordon Lightfoot?!?

It is time for a shot of whiskey.

Perfect Storm meet Wizard of Id.

Monday

I think I read that storyline in an Archie comic about 50 years ago. Betty was the main character in that one. (Yes, they did have comics that were weirder than just life at Riverdale High.)

For me, every day is a second-cup day.

so the refrigerator is running around, and radioactive crabs are chasing Wiz..

I’m thinking that she’s hoping that she isn’t fully awake yet and that when she is she will “realize” that what she thought she witnessed did not really just happen.

Reminds me of Flo from one of my other favorite comic strips Andy Capp. After so many years of marriage, both women put up with their husband’s nonsense!

Dose this mean there will someday be a Crabman someday?

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Did Bill and Kamala stop by?

Seems to me she wouldn’t need any extra caffeine today; maybe some chamomile tea?