Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for November 05, 2021

Hurts, don’t it:-(?

It even transcends family bonds.

https://www.gocomics.com/ozy-and-millie/2015/07/06

Waffles are always special.

Everything’s about you isn’t it?

Really? You thought that you could compete with waffles!

Buzzkill, Phoebe!

Quit waffling, Mari! :D

Well to be fair, waffles are pretty awesome.

WAFFLES!

Phoebe, did you forget who you’re talking to?

Hmm… Marigold Heavenly Waffles?

Well, if the planet Earth came alive suddenly, I’m sure it wouldn’t say, “Humans are the light of my life”.

Personally, I’ve always been more a pancake guy myself…

To be fair, waffles are a miracle of the age.

We love waffles!!!!

Marigold, you and Rip Haywire should have a talk.

It’s the old Bait-and-Switch!

it is. Your unicorn pet name is ‘Waffles’.

Well, Phoebe, next time you should make your first memory be about Marigold…

My first memory is waking up on the office floor partially buried in Dana Simpson comics, but just the parts where a furry character is shaved. I don’t know what that says about the man I was before my amnesia, but I’m probably a better man for being afraid when I came to.

Now it’s kind of the opposite when Marigold expected Phoebe’s first memory to be about Marigold ;-)

What would Marigold do if she was introduced to… churro waffles?

Waffles are a pretty recent invention, no? This immortal being has forgotten most of history!

“The earliest waffles were called flatbreads. In the Fertile Crescent of the Middle East, flatbreads or waffles were the common nutritious source. They were easy to make because you only need flour and water. The making of waffles was started when the honeycomb-patterned waffle irons were forged by the craftsman. It was done in the 1200s. The batter was poured into the cooking irons which were cooked on an open-hearth fire.

“The word Waffle comes from an old French word, Guafre, which means Wafla. The word wafla was then converted into waffles. In Europe, waffles were commonly sold by street vendors over the years. In the 16th century, European society was eating waffles. The privileged class used to add milk, eggs, and honey to eat the waffles as a delicate treat with added taste.”

https://pancakeswithwaffles.com/the-history-of-waffles/

See also:

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/innovation/brief-history-waffle-iron-180972980/

PSYCHE!!!

Waffled by waffles.