And to think, she could have married into nobility. That young Prince Argon was really out to win her heart, but he never got past her outer electron shell…
It’s when they got into that swingers group with H that really things started to get out of hand. At one time, it was H3C-CH2-OH all together. They just couldn’t control themselves in that mix. Someone had to throw ice and mixer with them to tone them down.
marco2205 almost 3 years ago
Carbon’s toxic relationship with Nitrogen was an issue.
Superfrog almost 3 years ago
It was just chemistry.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The family’s so big they had to buy a Sulfur-Uranium-Vanadium.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Valence at it’s finest
Little Caesar almost 3 years ago
Ah, the result of carbon dating…..
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Mom, why do I always have to sit by Methane?”
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
They really do have chemistry.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And to think, she could have married into nobility. That young Prince Argon was really out to win her heart, but he never got past her outer electron shell…
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Together they were poison!
Farside99 almost 3 years ago
It’s when they got into that swingers group with H that really things started to get out of hand. At one time, it was H3C-CH2-OH all together. They just couldn’t control themselves in that mix. Someone had to throw ice and mixer with them to tone them down.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
Of course they were having trouble. They have a combustible relationship.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Must be dropping them off at element-ary school.
iggyman almost 3 years ago
Sure a gassy family for sure!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
The parents are both purebreds – each made of just one element.
All the kids are hybrids – made of combinations of both parents – it’s a compound situation.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
the teachers keep sending notes home about C6O6 because the kid’s so unstable…
pathamil almost 3 years ago
They show up periodically…
joegeethree almost 3 years ago
At least they’re keeping it organic.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 3 years ago
"Period"ically she had to endothermic.
ewaldoh almost 3 years ago
I think they needed H and C in the front.
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Rumor has it that C is kinda promiscuous. Maybe those aren’t all CO-productions.
jango almost 3 years ago
All of this “chemistry talk” is way above my pay grade. No wonder i didn’t do well in organic chem!
AndromedaMike almost 3 years ago
That one kid CO is a real killer.
uniquename almost 3 years ago
Of course, they’re driving a Saturn Ion.
Happy Tinkerbelle Premium Member almost 3 years ago
and the they grow up and start carbon dating
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Don’t tell me – they had 2 kids?
keith.chapman6023 almost 3 years ago
Should be C and H
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
Some people thought nitrogen would object to the relationship, but there was no reaction.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
Some of the kids go out through the tailpipe.
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
That Periodic family needs Kotex.
stamps almost 3 years ago
He, Ne, Rn, Kr, Xe and Ar will no doubt be delivered by their chauffeured limousines.
stamps almost 3 years ago
C and O are going home to have a 3-way with H and make some C2H5OH.
paullp Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Everyone knows the most important ingredient in a good relationship is the chemistry.