Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 20, 2021

Bwahahahaha!

They’d best be wary of hunters, or else they might be poached.

And then there is Scrambled. But we don’t talk about him.

Over-t pun-ishment may be justified.

Her other child, Scrambled, is sadly institutionalized…

I’m looking for a sitter___

The Kenosha Kid

She keeps scrambled in the basement. The less seen the fewer questions asked.

Scrambled died at birth

Where’s soft boiled?

And about the Pickled one……

Eggs aren’t as cracked up as they seem….but poached is the best way to contain them.

Where’s Benedict?

Benedict left for another coop.

Then there’s the twins, Hard and Soft Boiled. Don’t forget about cousin Quiche.

Omelet-ing this one pass.

Oh, you mean Drumstick, Fillet, and Nugget? We call him “Nuggie”

Where’s Deviled?

Benedict was hung for spying

Mom’s gonna be scrambled soon.

Florentine’s off in Italy.

And the crazy one is named “Scrambled?”

I didn’t want to laugh at this, but I did!

Comment bonanza!

Cluck! Runny says the sky is falling.

She must have been fried when she named them.

No sunny side up for the happiness?

“Where’s Poached?”

“Take a wild guess.”

The remainder of the dozen were stolen. Poached actually.

Sunny Side Up is writing for Hallmark.

Runny is what the rooster left.