Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 25, 2021

Did Nancy’s fiancé donate his body to Brown U?

To the GoComics readers in the US: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Is he going to work for the Uranus Corporation?

(Name that reference!)

Also, Happy Turkey Day.

Isn’t your fiancè a little old to be a freshman?

Pig should not open the discussion on meaty thighs.

If you go to Brown University, you’re automatically a Rhode scholar.

if he had gone to Yale he could be fix locks! if he went to Colgate he could make toothpaste, if he went to Rice (oh never mind, i overplayed it)

That’s. Awful.

Training? No he didn’t means a train driver, he means a UPS dri… Say, how does one drive an Uninterruptible Power Supply anyway?

“Handsome with meaty thighs?” Hmmm… Sounds a little like the turkey I picked out.

I don’t get the punchline. I barely get the pre-punchline. UPS vans are brown, right? I think the final punchline may have something to do with dark meat in a chicken (though these days it seems like the mutant chickens may not have dark meat).

He’s studying Proctology?

May I wish everyone a Happy Bird-Day, or Thanksgiving to those who do not eat turkey

I don’t get it… is it because the uniform id brown? are ups drivers handsome with meaty thighs? where?

Only from the mind of a Pig . Happy Thanksgiving to all !

Goes well with stuffing, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce and pumpkin pie? Happy Thanksgiving and may God Bless you All.

Consider “brown” the song by Latin Playboys. Smooth operator…

Blessed and Happy Thanksgiving to everyone!

Sounds as if Pig has a thing for men in uniform.

Pig, what are you implying??

If he drops out, will he apply at IPS?

The heck with education. I’m stuck on “meaty thighs”.

The strip ended too soon. I too want to know about his thighs!

Seriously, pig?

Ever notice how all the paramedics are especially handsome? or beautiful?

Today’s strip is literally pearls before swine.

He’s a thief.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERBODY

YAY!! The PARADE IS BACK

I wonder what Pig thinks of the University of Puget Sound?

There are some weird college names out there. Happy Thanksgiving!

No, he’s training to work the drive-through at McDonald’s.

John Brown’s Body Lies a Mouldering in the Grave.

I wanted to go to Yale to learn how to be a locksmith.

Every UPS driver is handsome with meaty thighs.

Hey, Pig, that’s how I like my turkey: handsome with meaty thighs!

I’m disappointed her fiance isn’t a woman

hey – sometimes it takes a while to find the right guy

The joke is lost on me.

I understand the first lesson at UPS University is how to leave the truck stereo blasting while running up to the porch.

Meaty thighs for a great ham!

How the heck am I supposed to get hysterically political over that? :)

Pig is so lucky! He does not know the Ivy League!

But do tell us, Neighbor Nancy: meaty thighs?

I heard of race mixing but this a little too farfetched.

I know a certain female symphonic metal lead singer who’s gorgeous with meaty thighs.

Pig is there something you’d like to tell us pig

Why does she look exactly like Professor Bob?