Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 07, 2021

He doesn’t have his bullwhip and pistol with him. I smell trouble.

Where are the booby traps in that maze (especially the boulder)?!

Just because the receipts self-destruct as soon as you leave the store…

It’s okay, Indy. Just don’t go straight and don’t go right. Keep thinking sinister thoughts and you’ll get through just fine.

We took a tail-less mouse back to Offix-Mess because it needed the little translator thing that plugs into a USB port and I couldn’t find it. Spend an hour or so looking for the receipt.

The sales dude took one look, popped open the battery lid and told us to pull the plastic strip to let the battery work… and then pulled at a little decorative bump that turned out to be that missing gizmo. The entire instruction document consisted of three images, no words… and sure ’nuff, the 2nd picture showed that gizmo… but I thought it was saying “you must use this” and it turned out to be saying “we hid this from you under the battery cover”.

The receipt is in the holy grail with the crystal skull behind the ark in the temple of doom.

From looking at the image, I believe there is no solution.

Menards has a computer kiosk that will find and print your lost receipt.

Looks more like the sequel….. "Indiana Jones and the Service Department of Doom.

I wonder if it has been thought for natural selection!

But first there was his phone call to support . . . Um . . . nope. That can’t be it. He’d still be on hold.

much to his a-maze-ment

Bureaucracy the foe that cannot be defeated.

Popeye’s review: “ArkArkArk!!"

Looks more like the Temple of Doom.

I have started cleaning out my old receipts. I still had my receipt for my first pager back in the 80’s. The receipts for my college books were getting yellow.

Climb up on the first partition, and walk along the others. They don’t seem to be the kind with the swivel tee supports at the ottom.

Keep to the left.

Now he’ll have to deal with Judge Judy. Without a receipt, good luck with that.

Not to worry, the Lost Ark in the box there will just melt off the face of the clerk, problem solved…

Indiana Jones and the DMV. A true future classic, eh Spielberg?

Where’s the cheese?

That looks like the cue for returns on the day after Christmas…

As I like to say, “You can’t get there from here.”

The real story for this sequel should be the search for the Ark in that’s buried somewhere in that massive government warehouse at the end of the first movie.

Do not forget the snakes!

Looks like HQ at a place I used to work.

Store credit with proper I D

C’Mon, Junior !!

“Leave your receipts with us and we’ll get our top men to look at them.”

The door blocks the path

Just make a left at the door and there you are.

The contented looking fellow at the window has found the perfect job for an introvert.

Post Holiday exchange… Happy after Chanukah…