Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 27, 2021

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    I read a “zero probability” suggestion that people should be able to sit in front of the TV, swallow a balloon sort of device, and power the TV with their peristaltic compressions.

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    strictures  almost 3 years ago

    So not only will people be able to inflate their tires, but also be tortured with that godawful bagpipe “music” at the same time, created by “The Ladies From Hell”, as the Germans called them in WWI?

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    Superfrog  almost 3 years ago

    With Amazing Grace under pressure.

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    cdward  almost 3 years ago

    The green I don’t mind, but the plaid…

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    Fantom Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I don’t want to look under his hood.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 3 years ago

    Getting rid of air pollution by replacing it with noise pollution?

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Sweet music as the main byproduct? Sign me up.

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    Cornelius Noodleman  almost 3 years ago

    Bag the pipes.

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    Marc Poschman  almost 3 years ago

    Does no one notice that the piper is still blowing into the bag? If he’s keeping air in the bag, what’s the air pump for?

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    AnnChovie  almost 3 years ago

    I’druther run on flats than get air from bagpipes. They are the reason Hadrian had that wall built.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Bob wouldn’t know a good thing if it kicked him in the asteroids

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    in.amongst  almost 3 years ago

    Relax Bob, the Scots ain’t going vegan any time soon. And there is more than enough greenery in their land anyway.

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    SNVBD  almost 3 years ago

    How can you be “too green”?

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    I know those guys need a lot of air pressure, but 40lbs to lift 4000lbs? I don’t think so.

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    jessie d.  almost 3 years ago

    so that’s how the pig got it’s squeal.

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    Can't Sleep  almost 3 years ago

    It’s for pipers with asthma.

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    MS72  almost 3 years ago

    I’d like to cut off his air!

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    Redd Panda  almost 3 years ago

    Fill your tyres and have a quick rendition of ‘’Scotland the Brave’’.

    Now. What’s wrong with that, I ask ye?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnG1oUkWBa8

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    “Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling”

    A plumbing song.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Nice pump. Organic and air cooled. Just a small noise pollution problem.

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    gigagrouch  almost 3 years ago

    i knew of an eight-year-old apprentice piper who would practice at the local gas station, using the air hose to keep the bag inflated.

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    michaeljwolff  almost 3 years ago

    Shouldn’t the air pump guy be playing at Wimbeldon?

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    smgray  almost 3 years ago

    If that won’t get you to buy new tires, nothing will.

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    bjminnis  almost 3 years ago

    I love all instruments if the person playing them really knows how. As for instruments that need to be inflated, besides the bagpipes we have the Pipe organ that works on the same principle. Now the air horn is not a musical instrument and has a most horrific sound if blown in close proximity.

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    locoboilerguy  almost 3 years ago

    “The wailing of the dead”. Quote from the movie Motherlode.

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    thelordthygod666  almost 3 years ago

    Using “rapid” charging it takes roughly 90 minutes to get recharged to drive another 300 miles.

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    Linguist  almost 3 years ago

    What? You’ve never heard “The Electric Slide Boogie” on the bagpipes? He’ll play it for you at no charge, while your car is charging.

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    Droptma Styx  almost 3 years ago

    Well, if not a bagpipe player, it’s some guy with a 15-year-old Lexus that’s using the free air at Wawa EVERY TIME I GO THERE.

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    preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    If the piper has extra air, he can pump up my leaking tire.

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    tygrkhat40  almost 3 years ago

    IIRC, thsi was from an old “Shoe” strip. Why is the sound a bagpipe make called a “skreel?” Because “AAGRAKNAAOOWN” is to hard to pronounce.

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    mistercatworks  almost 3 years ago

    How many times can you listen to “The Green Hills of Tyrol”?

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    marilynnbyerly  almost 3 years ago

    The annual emergency alert on car tire pressure during the first cold snap made me wonder why those tire pressure stations still exist. My last three cars only used nitrogen.

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    PoodleGroomer  almost 3 years ago

    You have a leaking tire if you get a tire pressure check and hear bagpipe music.

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    Cactus-Pete  almost 3 years ago

    Uh, using electricity when you don’t need it is the opposite of going green.

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    willie_mctell  almost 3 years ago

    Green in the sense of Irish pipes? They sound a bit different from the Scottish variety. I’ve always liked bagpipes. The drones and the modal scales.

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    cawingcrow  almost 3 years ago

    There’s some fairly good bagpipe rock out there

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It’s OK as long as he learned from the band “Celtica: Pipes Rock.”

    https://celticarocks.com/news/

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    Bilan  almost 3 years ago

    If he can get up to 35 psi, I’ll be incredibly impressed.

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    rick92040  almost 3 years ago

    I don’t understand why they put the charging outlet in the back of an electric car. I don’t want to back in every time I charge it.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I wonder what would happen if a bagpiper really tried that?

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    NoSleepTil_BKLYN  almost 3 years ago

    ‘Taint nuttin’ wrong wit da pipes, laddie!

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    UnklGene  almost 3 years ago

    Gang-green!

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    boltjenkins1  almost 3 years ago

    That’s Scotland

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    b.john71  almost 3 years ago

    Electrics don’t pay road use taxes, so they have to suffer the noise of bagpipes while recharging for free.

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    azardoz  almost 3 years ago

    Try this for something different:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Op1Mng4oY

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    fairportfan  almost 3 years ago

    Guy in Finland blew up his 2013 Tesla {which he apparently bought used} rather than pay €20,000 for a new battery

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    Chris Sherlock  almost 3 years ago

    And now, for something completely different…it’s… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIpNs3jrfc0

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    sandpiper  almost 3 years ago

    PDQ Bach described a bagpipe method as suck, blow, pump, twiddle. Or something close to that.

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    bakana  almost 3 years ago

    A Bagpipe looks and sounds like a man holding a cat under his arm while he bites the cat’s tail.

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    calliarcale  almost 3 years ago

    Fun fact: there are two musical instruments aboard the ISS as part of its permanent equipment: an acoustic guitar and a set of bagpipes.

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