I read a “zero probability” suggestion that people should be able to sit in front of the TV, swallow a balloon sort of device, and power the TV with their peristaltic compressions.
So not only will people be able to inflate their tires, but also be tortured with that godawful bagpipe “music” at the same time, created by “The Ladies From Hell”, as the Germans called them in WWI?
I love all instruments if the person playing them really knows how. As for instruments that need to be inflated, besides the bagpipes we have the Pipe organ that works on the same principle. Now the air horn is not a musical instrument and has a most horrific sound if blown in close proximity.
The annual emergency alert on car tire pressure during the first cold snap made me wonder why those tire pressure stations still exist. My last three cars only used nitrogen.
Concretionist almost 3 years ago
I read a “zero probability” suggestion that people should be able to sit in front of the TV, swallow a balloon sort of device, and power the TV with their peristaltic compressions.
strictures almost 3 years ago
So not only will people be able to inflate their tires, but also be tortured with that godawful bagpipe “music” at the same time, created by “The Ladies From Hell”, as the Germans called them in WWI?
Superfrog almost 3 years ago
With Amazing Grace under pressure.
cdward almost 3 years ago
The green I don’t mind, but the plaid…
Fantom Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I don’t want to look under his hood.
Enter.Name.Here almost 3 years ago
Getting rid of air pollution by replacing it with noise pollution?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Sweet music as the main byproduct? Sign me up.
Cornelius Noodleman almost 3 years ago
Bag the pipes.
Marc Poschman almost 3 years ago
Does no one notice that the piper is still blowing into the bag? If he’s keeping air in the bag, what’s the air pump for?
AnnChovie almost 3 years ago
I’druther run on flats than get air from bagpipes. They are the reason Hadrian had that wall built.
GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Bob wouldn’t know a good thing if it kicked him in the asteroids
in.amongst almost 3 years ago
Relax Bob, the Scots ain’t going vegan any time soon. And there is more than enough greenery in their land anyway.
SNVBD almost 3 years ago
How can you be “too green”?
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
I know those guys need a lot of air pressure, but 40lbs to lift 4000lbs? I don’t think so.
jessie d. almost 3 years ago
so that’s how the pig got it’s squeal.
Can't Sleep almost 3 years ago
It’s for pipers with asthma.
MS72 almost 3 years ago
I’d like to cut off his air!
Redd Panda almost 3 years ago
Fill your tyres and have a quick rendition of ‘’Scotland the Brave’’.
Now. What’s wrong with that, I ask ye?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnG1oUkWBa8
Steverino Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling”
A plumbing song.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Nice pump. Organic and air cooled. Just a small noise pollution problem.
gigagrouch almost 3 years ago
i knew of an eight-year-old apprentice piper who would practice at the local gas station, using the air hose to keep the bag inflated.
michaeljwolff almost 3 years ago
Shouldn’t the air pump guy be playing at Wimbeldon?
smgray almost 3 years ago
If that won’t get you to buy new tires, nothing will.
bjminnis almost 3 years ago
I love all instruments if the person playing them really knows how. As for instruments that need to be inflated, besides the bagpipes we have the Pipe organ that works on the same principle. Now the air horn is not a musical instrument and has a most horrific sound if blown in close proximity.
locoboilerguy almost 3 years ago
“The wailing of the dead”. Quote from the movie Motherlode.
thelordthygod666 almost 3 years ago
Using “rapid” charging it takes roughly 90 minutes to get recharged to drive another 300 miles.
Linguist almost 3 years ago
What? You’ve never heard “The Electric Slide Boogie” on the bagpipes? He’ll play it for you at no charge, while your car is charging.
Droptma Styx almost 3 years ago
Well, if not a bagpipe player, it’s some guy with a 15-year-old Lexus that’s using the free air at Wawa EVERY TIME I GO THERE.
preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
If the piper has extra air, he can pump up my leaking tire.
tygrkhat40 almost 3 years ago
IIRC, thsi was from an old “Shoe” strip. Why is the sound a bagpipe make called a “skreel?” Because “AAGRAKNAAOOWN” is to hard to pronounce.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
How many times can you listen to “The Green Hills of Tyrol”?
marilynnbyerly almost 3 years ago
The annual emergency alert on car tire pressure during the first cold snap made me wonder why those tire pressure stations still exist. My last three cars only used nitrogen.
PoodleGroomer almost 3 years ago
You have a leaking tire if you get a tire pressure check and hear bagpipe music.
Cactus-Pete almost 3 years ago
Uh, using electricity when you don’t need it is the opposite of going green.
willie_mctell almost 3 years ago
Green in the sense of Irish pipes? They sound a bit different from the Scottish variety. I’ve always liked bagpipes. The drones and the modal scales.
cawingcrow almost 3 years ago
There’s some fairly good bagpipe rock out there
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s OK as long as he learned from the band “Celtica: Pipes Rock.”
https://celticarocks.com/news/
Bilan almost 3 years ago
If he can get up to 35 psi, I’ll be incredibly impressed.
rick92040 almost 3 years ago
I don’t understand why they put the charging outlet in the back of an electric car. I don’t want to back in every time I charge it.
chromosome Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I wonder what would happen if a bagpiper really tried that?
NoSleepTil_BKLYN almost 3 years ago
‘Taint nuttin’ wrong wit da pipes, laddie!
UnklGene almost 3 years ago
Gang-green!
boltjenkins1 almost 3 years ago
That’s Scotland
b.john71 almost 3 years ago
Electrics don’t pay road use taxes, so they have to suffer the noise of bagpipes while recharging for free.
azardoz almost 3 years ago
Try this for something different:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-Op1Mng4oY
fairportfan almost 3 years ago
Guy in Finland blew up his 2013 Tesla {which he apparently bought used} rather than pay €20,000 for a new battery
Chris Sherlock almost 3 years ago
And now, for something completely different…it’s… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIpNs3jrfc0
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
PDQ Bach described a bagpipe method as suck, blow, pump, twiddle. Or something close to that.
bakana almost 3 years ago
A Bagpipe looks and sounds like a man holding a cat under his arm while he bites the cat’s tail.
calliarcale almost 3 years ago
Fun fact: there are two musical instruments aboard the ISS as part of its permanent equipment: an acoustic guitar and a set of bagpipes.