There’s a LOOOT of this type where I live. The scary part is: they HIDE it and pretend to be normal, all while being fully prepared to put a hole in your forehead if you embrace ANY behavior or belief they don’t approve of/agree with…and completely dismiss the concept that the RIGHT to think whatever they want comes with the RESPONSIBILITY to allow others the same right!!!
Perhaps move out of Texas.. although most of the South is pretty much the same. France might be nice, they sell all their armament so the locals don’t have any.
rekam Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Yikes!
TexTech almost 3 years ago
What was your first clue? Was it the shot across the bow as you approached or was it the minefield sign just outside the last frame?
Wilde Bill almost 3 years ago
But I’ll bet that nobody messes with him.
electricshadow Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’ve heard of a guy being called a tank, but this beats that.
seanfear almost 3 years ago
I feel Canadians
Enter.Name.Here almost 3 years ago
“Dave’s not here, man.”
David_the_CAD almost 3 years ago
a turtle prepper
Qiset almost 3 years ago
That would be a good friend to have!
littlejohn Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’d hate to see what he does when he breaks wind.
Gent almost 3 years ago
Why, he such a fan-tank-stic neighbour.
Display almost 3 years ago
“Hey mister! Can we have our ball back?”
BLAM-O!
Jml58 almost 3 years ago
Dave has few friends, and fewer enemies.
BigDaveGlass almost 3 years ago
Turret Syndrome……..
Gent almost 3 years ago
Well, at least he doesn’t have to explicitly tell kids to stay off his lawn.
Il Siciliano almost 3 years ago
No worries; gun powder is yet to be discovered.
BigDaveGlass almost 3 years ago
Is that a Shellman tank?
gammaguy almost 3 years ago
That’s actually Vlad; ’e’s merely puttin’ on a show.
jagedlo almost 3 years ago
So instead of a home, Dave’s got a command center?
JSH in Dover almost 3 years ago
Had a neighbor like that, too. He was always shooting off his mouth!
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
That turtle done snapped!
sandpiper almost 3 years ago
A bit standoffish, perhaps?
tripwire45 almost 3 years ago
The revolution is coming. Be ready.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He sort of seems to be compensating, but who am I to say?
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
I see he’s all shelled up ready to shoot off his mouth….
IWannaBeLerxst almost 3 years ago
There’s a LOOOT of this type where I live. The scary part is: they HIDE it and pretend to be normal, all while being fully prepared to put a hole in your forehead if you embrace ANY behavior or belief they don’t approve of/agree with…and completely dismiss the concept that the RIGHT to think whatever they want comes with the RESPONSIBILITY to allow others the same right!!!
Amra Leo almost 3 years ago
Jeez. He’s all boom and gloom…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 3 years ago
I had a few neighbors somewhat like that.
One had a sign saying: IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU’RE IN RANGE
They were actually friendly enough, but best to avoid crossing them….just in case.
tygrkhat40 almost 3 years ago
Is Dave a vet?
preacherman Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Dave’s a real 2nd Amendment kind of… whatever.
mckeonfuneralhomebx almost 3 years ago
Be quiet and he will protect you. Just like we protect our allies.
tinstar almost 3 years ago
So, THAT’S what they mean, when they refer to “artillery shells!”
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Perhaps move out of Texas.. although most of the South is pretty much the same. France might be nice, they sell all their armament so the locals don’t have any.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
He’s so well-protected there’s no room for a normal life.
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Hey you punk Apteryx- get off my lawn!”
andersjg Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Loose cannon…
Bill D. Kat Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Putin is branching out.
JPuzzleWhiz almost 3 years ago
Something like that occurs in this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8gLd-llcyE
KEA almost 3 years ago
John… master of understatement
xSigoff Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Personally I like the turret, but the gun in the hull is really dated. Nobody puts guns in the hull any more.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
But he is good to know if the enemy ever attacks……
mindjob almost 3 years ago
No wonder real estate prices are going down
J. R. M. almost 3 years ago
NRA?
thuddriver01 almost 3 years ago
Some of the friendliest most trust worthy people I know are gun owners.
JenSolo02 almost 3 years ago
Is he a bunker or a tank?
Dkram almost 3 years ago
1812 Overture, anybody?
\\//_
hagarthehorrible almost 3 years ago
Armed to the teeth, I guess.