Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 27, 2022

This could fit into Pierre Boulle’s original Planete des singes/Planet of the Apes novel.

Good one!

Nice twist!

And the sci-fi movie is “Planet of the Humans”

That’s what you get for aping selfies

Agreed! The whole concept of “selfies” is really weird.

“Hey hey, we’re the Monkees…”

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BANG!

Was NOT expecting that.

That is a weird dream. The ape has much longer arms, thus should’ve been the one taking the selfie.

Brilliant.

Nice one, Wiley.

Very, very funny today. Total surprise ending.

Funniest comic I’ve read so far today.

very Twilight Zone-y

“Let me guess you dreamed you were some type of ‘King’ and you were playing with some little blonde human girl again?”

Actually it was a middle aged human office worker…

“You sure have weird dreams Cong.”

Bob Hartley: Well, I was an innkeeper in this crazy little town in Vermont. Nothing made sense in this place. I mean, the maid was an heiress. Her husband talked in alliteration. The handyman kept missing the point of things. And then there were these three woodsmen, but only one of them talked.

Emily Hartley: That settles it, no more Japanese food before you go to bed.

[Emily turns light off]

Bob: And I was married to this beautiful blonde.

Emily: Go back to sleep.

[turns light back on]

Emily: What do you mean, beautiful blonde?

Leave it a loser troll to hijack the cartoon to try to whine about being a loser, backing a loser, who scammed millions from other losers to try to prove the election was “stolen” and yet lost every single court case, and so the losers lost all their money because none of it went anywhere except into the fascist who lost the election’s pocket. And the losers even held an insurrectionist riot in the Capitol Building of the United States of America where the Patri-Nots waved Nazi and confederate flags – and those are flags of… You guessed it, LOSERS.

Do the loser trolls serve cheese with their whine?

At times like this I’m glad that the cartoons are usually made some weeks before publishing date.

I love that they have a kitty cat sleeping with them!

Alternate universes are fun/strange

chmsam: their cheese of choice is a room temperature brie…

Holy, Crap! Now I’m going to have a headache. Planet of the Apes, King Kong, Matrix and Newhart all in 30 seconds. Sheesh!

I am pleased that the Great Apes have made the adjustment to Suburban living.

Lovely down comforter, L. L. Bean?

I’m late for the party, but, Congratulation to Mr. Miller, for 30 fine years of work.

Only Wiley could have pulled the old switcheroo so well!

King Kong

He’s a spunky monkey

Ping Pong

Gotta keep it funky

Ding Dong

He’s at your doorstep

- Schon/Ormont/Carrey/Petropulos

Spaceballs??!!

Oh, $#1+, there goes the planet!

I hope Blake Smith sees this!

This is fantastic. What a great twist!

Fay Wray he ain’t.

Well, I’ll be a human’s grand pap; heck, not if I want insult my long pedigree of monkeydomship.

most excellent

That’s the hardest I’ve laughed at a Non Sequitur strip in months! WTG, Wiley!

Tightest twist ever!

Nice cat.

Somehow puts me in mind of a David Bromberg LP cover that showed Bromberg atop the Empire State Building, clutching a biplane, while he’s attacked by flying blondes in nightgowns.

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Be nice if all the sci-fi movies ended like that; I think the last one to do that was ‘2001: a space odyssey’, where all the aliens wanted to do was get to know us. Unfortunately they could only pick on an astronaut.

Oook ook!

love it….you made my day!

“King Kong”

Talk about “The Gorilla My Dreams”!

It was a nightmare. Somebody had invented a tiny camera and people would take pictures of themselves everywhere, until poor judgement killed them off.

Planet of the >Giant< Apes

Giant apes sleep in normal size beds??