Herman by Jim Unger for February 21, 2022

Give her anything she wants. No charge it’s free.

somehow i can see our future on Mars here …. brilliant!

She looks more the Krispy Kreme type

By all means, sell it to her and be glad of it! How much does she want? Any particular requests?

Um… Make sure you know what she means by ‘Fruits and vegetables’. She might consider you too overripe.

“Take me to your feeder.”

Avocados perhaps?

She also heard we had a good source of vehicle warranties…

A giant dung beetle sick of the crap on her planet…

Give her all the Brussels sprouts.

To make a bouquet for her “human soup”…

How much is “some”?

She looks like a meat eater to me.

Surely somebody will sell them to her inexpensively.

She can have my wife’s lima beans.

She doesn’t have a lot of time to shop. She has to pick-up the kids from school.

Will that be cash or charge?

So, what does a giant, viper-faced alien zucchini consider to be “fruits and vegetables?”

A Vegetarian! … Who knew?

All the okra you can eat.

Eat all you veggies kids, and you’ll grow up to be big and strong like your auntie.

Yeah, well, those are carnivore teeth, like fer sure!

I advise you give her a good deal in hopes of repeat business — and immediate survival.

First, let’s see what she is using for money.

It’s for her recipe on how to serve mankind

Anything she wants. However, we don’t take credit cards…….

If she and her family are into a high fiber diet then the deal has to include that they consume them after they are a light year away from our planet.

ka-zucchini

Never judge a book by its cover.