Last Kiss by John Lustig for February 16, 2022

Is he a vampire?

A job worth doing, is worth doing right

Well………I don’t know if FJ&J reads this portion, but I salute him, even as we all realize some days are better than others. Don’t stretch too hard, Fine J — we know you have what it takes, but you have to give us some contrast now and then, so we know when you’ve really scored, like you so often do.

Personally, I think he needs to lower his standards.

Count Suckula at you service.

I do hope that he is not just giving her lip service.

Now she’ll have to hide if from her husband.

yes! yes! that’s where i fell on the sea urchin, james…

He didn’t get the nickname ‘Hoover’ for nothing.

If there’s one thing that turns her off is no evidence of making out…after all, she’s gotta show her lady friends….

ka-vampire

Re the original art: it’s very unusual to think the air that close to a cow is “great.”

That’s one way to get the toxins out of your body ( I guess).

Dickie drank a mickey and gave a hickey.

Oh yes, now start working down….

You might need a transfusion after he’s done with you.

GUY: What? Are you sure your name is HIV?

GAL: I’m positive…

Now she just needs a guy for the other side. Maybe a couple more.

Finding the right spot can cure a world of ills…

How about acupenetration?

….takes a LOT of practice to get right.

So far displaying such great acumen

This guy should win a Reuben Award for the credits at the bottom of the panel! This takes pure genius to come up with this stuff! I guess the comic is pretty good too.

He found first base……try to steal home!