Close to Home by John McPherson for March 27, 2022

location, location, location

looks like urine business…

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

Ray has a Sign on Mens Bathroom Wall: “We Aim to Please – You Aim to Please”

Don’t you have to go, Bleeb? Hope Mr. Tinkle has those paper seat covers.

“We aim to please. You aim too, please!”

I think he’s gonna need a bigger van.

What a GREAT idea! Hey Bleeb, you can move up a little.

Now THAT’S a great idea!!! Really!!

I-90 runs through Sioux Falls, SD, where I live, and I have yet to see this service. I’m contacting the BBB!

Looks like an accident or accidents waiting to happen.

Is his van a BMw?

Is there ventilation?

Sooo no ice cream while visiting the john?

Meh… I run Interstate 80 pulling a flat bed trailer full of Port-O-Potty’s…

…Ray’s got nuttin on me!

He should be on the DC Beltway

I’m thinking just opening the door and peeing on the side of the road is still an option. Perhaps a small back door to front door curtain would not go far amiss.

An idea whose time has come.

Mrs. Schittz is just down the road.

This really is a sh*tty way to make a living.

The seat is a bit cold but otherwise….

It’s stop and go traffic.

This is funny! I imagine it could make a killing!

Miss Tinkle’s Overture → Mulche’s Odyssey.

How’s that song go? Urine the money, urine the money.

Empty milk jug.

How long before the State Police send him packing and a big fine???

How does he solve the ‘seat up’ ‘seat down’ debate.

In her later years my mother would say that what she needed in her car was “a bucket seat with a bucket.”

Piss poor customers, depending how much he charges.

You just know there’s a beer truck parked nearby. burp. Hiya Bleeb! Let’s blow this pop stand! :)

Robin Williams – “Why do they call it rush hour? Nothing moves.”

a people box, lItteraly

That’s using his head.

It must be he is not out when I travel I-90

The truck will soon be “flush” in customer deposits, since I see no capacity for flushing down the deposits.

Rush hour no, but that Mr.Tinkle would make a fortune with several trucks checking around for accidents or weather conditions, closing down lanes/causing traffic to stand still. Be sure to install flashing yellow lights on the roofs.

Also needed on I-5 and I-95