Herman by Jim Unger for February 28, 2022

Exchanging the toy or the kid?

Remember that CALVIN & HOBBES episode where one of those suction-cup arrows narrowly missed Susie? She brought it over to Calvin, who was holding a bow and dressed as a Native American.

“Is this yours?” “No, what is it?”

They may not take back the used arrows.

I’d have thought that the first stop would be the ER. :P

The arrows seem to work perfectly well.

Another Kmart blue light special gone wrong.

William Tell, the early years.

He really did have a target on his back.

Both!

Funny

Exchange the bow and arrows for lawn darts?

Exchanging the kid at planned parenthood

Let’s not be so hasty. Might just need a new sight… :-)

That’s Jeremy Renner’s Dad.

plagiarism as it has already been done in The Ransom of Red Chief.

William DontTell?

“Penetration not deep enough?”

Why, seems to be working fine to me.

The kid, did you not see the recall on kids?

At least he didn’t shoot his eye out.

The St Crispin Day special.

Just saw a list of 10 banned toys. Most of them made me wonder if they were really all that dangerous, or were people too stupid to realize they shouldn’t be left with unsupervised kids, not given to kids who put odd things in their mouths, etc. I guess if you sell something as a toy, you have to figure it’s going right to the kid and the parents might hardly even look at it before it’s too late.